[Cantankerous]

salutations. it's tuesday.
i'm never going to the doctor again. worst $150 i ever spent in my life.
they told me i didn't have strep, but to go ahead and come in and waste more time and money getting my blood drawn on a saturday morning because i might have mono.
and i told them fuck you.

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

bitch i got a lovely pineapple today and ripe mangos and strawberries and medjool dates and tons of bananas and packham pears and little round watermelons and a cantaloupe and you know what we had for dinner? young coconut-- i hacked it with my meat cleaver, we drank the juice & ate the insides. ooooooh sweeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. the pleasures of fresh fruit are too many to enumerate. too fuckign many.

anyway im done cooking for tonight (ive been prepping stuff for the week) so i should be leaving soon. gotta make me some babies ha ha ha ha. ok that was crass. i admit.

cankers-- take care of yourself girl. i fucking mean it. learn the enjoy the pleasures of good health. they are delicioucioucioucioucioucious.

am i the only one considering that calling a girl / woman a "BITCH" is really insulting, or am i just an old fart?
just asking
because nobody seems to notice

or is that supposed to be friendly, like "pal", "mate" , "dude" mmm?

[greedrex]

myeah well if i put the word back in context, it looks as if this wasn't really addressed to Cantacky, but like "bitch" = "wow"
sorry
just back from work, all stressed out
i won't do it again
spank me

[Cantankerous]

i'm not offended. at all.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by greedrex

am i the only one considering that calling a girl / woman a "BITCH" is really insulting, or am i just an old fart?
just asking
because nobody seems to notice

or is that supposed to be friendly, like "pal", "mate" , "dude" mmm?

ha ha you are. not an old fart--- just "the only one". she calls me bitch too, on occasion, and the fact that im a man does not deter her. it's all good.

[Cantankerous]

i went to the doctor, BITCH

waste of my life.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

salutations. it's tuesday.
i'm never going to the doctor again. worst $150 i ever spent in my life.
they told me i didn't have strep, but to go ahead and come in and waste more time and money getting my blood drawn on a saturday morning because i might have mono.
and i told them fuck you.

hey, i know for a fact you've spent lots more money in much worse shit, so don't give me any lip on that one. you've now sorted out 2 things: 1) you don't have strep throat, so you don't need antibiotix. 2) you need a fucking blood test, mono girl. from my interweb readings, this seems to jive with your ongoing symptoms (you've been sick like this for a while now), and you should notify the goyfriend. don't be a total pendeja and get yourself tested & treated.

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[the ikara cult]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i went to the doctor, BITCH

waste of my life.

If you have the choice of talking to The Samaritans or assosciated people, do that before you start drinking/taking.
If you dont want to listen to me you are a cunt

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by greedrex

spank me

eww

no waiii

[!@#$%!]

choose one:

mono

mono

mono

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by the ikara cult

If you have the choice of talking to The Samaritans or assosciated people, do that before you start drinking/taking.
If you dont want to listen to me you are a cunt

did you not read my post? i am FINE now, and i DO NOT drink anymore for the last time.
i was being an idiot because i have absolutely nothing to be depressed about. i didnt have a horrible childhood, ive never been abused by anyone at all, i have lovely pets/boyfriend/apartment/financial situation/etc, i'm good looking, etc etc etc. so many people have it way worse than i do. i was being stupid and selfish and ungrateful, so call me a cunt if you want to. it's true.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

choose one:

mono

mono

mono

http://youtube.com/watch?v=upwCSe6Frso

ps, i am not getting my blood drawn (on a saturday morning no less) you asshole. mono is harmless, i've had it before.

jesus christ i am in a bad mood today

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

http://youtube.com/watch?v=upwCSe6Frso

ps, i am not getting my blood drawn (on a saturday morning no less) you asshole. mono is harmless, i've had it before.

jesus christ i am in a bad mood today

haaa haaa haaaa.

ok ms. epstein-barr.

where do you get mono so often? i've never had it. the crabs yes, but not mono.

[Rob Instigator]

mono can kll the weak and old and young and foxy

[!@#$%!]

ps that song is horrid

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

mono can kll the weak and old and young and foxy

if you're talking about the CLove song

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ps that song is horrid

it certainly is

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

haaa haaa haaaa.

ok ms. epstein-barr.

where do you get mono so often? i've never had it. the crabs yes, but not mono.

fuck you i was 13. you people are pissing me off, stop being so god damn smug.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

mono can kll the weak and old and young and foxy

the way she mistreats her body, she's got the immune system of an old hag.

http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/37147.htm

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the way she mistreats her body, she's got the immune system of an old hag.

http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/37147.htm

i will find you and kill you.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

if you're talking about the CLove song

it certainly is

fuck you i was 13. you people are pissing me off, stop being so god damn smug.

ha ha ok fine, im not feeling smug, just a little hyper this morning, actually feeling great, and come on, it's funny, if you don't see the humor in your travails you've got a stick up your ass-- you gotta learn to laugh at your misery.

i think it would be a good idea to get yr. blood so that 1) you don't spread the thing, 2) you know for sure that's what you got and not something more obscure and perhaps deadly. not trying to spook your or something but shit, you're not so stingy when it comes to fucking yourself up.

[Rob Instigator]

we used to meet every thursday, thursday, thursday in the afternoon
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_EU7e4T7gE