Be a real man! - Page 8

Danny Himself · 08.27.2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

How? All you seem to have done is typed the words Rape, Arson and and murder.

Nothing is as it seems in the world of men

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

RAP, ARSENAL, AND MERSEY

I've had quite a night!

FIXED!

Cantankerous · 08.28.2008, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that's not all my blood.

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Originally Posted by tw2113

I'd say Cantanky has more balls than a lot of males

i win.
no further comment necessary.

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 03:54 AM

^^That'd make a pretty good LP cover, fer shore.

Cantankerous · 08.28.2008, 03:55 AM

we should use it on the big secret musical atom bomb we're going to drop

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 03:58 AM

Hella YEAH!

It's all about fucked-up punk shit in 2008, y'all.

Cantankerous · 08.28.2008, 04:05 AM

we're gonna get em.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.28.2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

There was a girl at work today talking about feeling a bit ill and I totally stared at my shoes uncomfortably, right in that bitch's frontside floorspace. Then I muttered something incoherently and wandered off to pretend to do something elsewhere. Who's your daddy now, off-colour girl? Yeah, me, that's who.

i did that yesterday except the girl was crying when i gave her her post, i just acted like i hadn't noticed anything

!@#$%! · 08.28.2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

^^That'd make a pretty good LP cover, fer shore.

watchu gonna call it--

"Attack of the Speed Freaks" or "Vampires on Crack"

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

watchu gonna call it--

"Attack of the Speed Freaks" or "Vampires on Crack"

I'm no good with album titles, me - I'd probably end up calling it something like "This album is Tiiiiight" or something equally inspired.

There was this punk-metal band (whose name I forget) who did a mini-LP called "Theme From An Imaginary Midget Western" - now that's an album title you can take to the bank, no messin'.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I'm no good with album titles, me - I'd probably end up calling it something like "This album is Tiiiiight" or something equally inspired.

There was this punk-metal band (whose name I forget) who did a mini-LP called "Theme From An Imaginary Midget Western" - now that's an album title you can take to the bank, no messin'.

meh!

it could be called "Chemical Balls" too. sort of an updated variation of dutch courage.

ok the midget title was funny but im pissed off at the moment, so i'll save the laugh for a more fitting time...

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 11:13 AM

^^No probs - I'll start work on the "!@#$%! for Governator" campaign - a most early start, but we need to get organized!

floatingslowly · 08.28.2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

best picture ever posted on this board.

no, really.

random words have been left out of yr rep however. I'm sorry.

ps: go make me a sammich.

atsonicpark · 08.28.2008, 11:38 AM

Yeah, that picture really is album-cover-worthy Cantankerous.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.28.2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

RAPE, ARSON, AND MURDER

I've had quite a night!

Someones been watching Blazing Saddles. (You left out the second rape)

Savage Clone · 08.28.2008, 02:16 PM

Today I was riding my bike down a side street and I saw a guy get into his big pickup leaving his buddy's house (buddy was standing on the sidewalk, all undershirt/gut/baseball hat/shorts/socks/sandals), and he totally peeled out, laying a big strip on the road and a big cloud of burnt rubber.

Naturally I yelled out "YEEEEEAAAH!" super loud to buddy on the sidewalk.

drrrtyboots · 08.28.2008, 06:25 PM

I was in the library earlier looking for a movie, some super-explosion action flick obviously, and I decided my balls needed a good scratching so I went ahead and did that. One of the librarians saw this and gave me a horrified look to which I replied with a wink and persistence at the scratching of my balls.

HECKLER SPRAY · 08.28.2008, 06:33 PM

Congrats, man.

Big balls are often itchy...

Cantankerous · 08.28.2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

best picture ever posted on this board.

no, really.

random words have been left out of yr rep however. I'm sorry.

ps: go make me a sammich.

fuck. no.

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

we were talking last night about men and pissing and someone said that its good to piss like girls, sitting- for your prostate. this must not be inaccurate, so im just letting you know.

Also - it stops the men from pissing on the toilet seat, and then leaving it for other people to clean up (you hear me, work people?

)

And on that slighty inappropriate comment - morning, Nefeli! How be you today, my dear?

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08.28.2008, 03:58 AM	#146
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^No probs - I'll start work on the "!@#$%! for Governator" campaign - a most early start, but we need to get organized! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.28.2008, 02:16 PM	#156
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	Today I was riding my bike down a side street and I saw a guy get into his big pickup leaving his buddy's house (buddy was standing on the sidewalk, all undershirt/gut/baseball hat/shorts/socks/sandals), and he totally peeled out, laying a big strip on the road and a big cloud of burnt rubber. Naturally I yelled out "YEEEEEAAAH!" super loud to buddy on the sidewalk.
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08.28.2008, 06:25 PM	#157
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	I was in the library earlier looking for a movie, some super-explosion action flick obviously, and I decided my balls needed a good scratching so I went ahead and did that. One of the librarians saw this and gave me a horrified look to which I replied with a wink and persistence at the scratching of my balls. __________________
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08.28.2008, 06:33 PM	#158
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	Congrats, man. Big balls are often itchy... __________________
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