Christian comics against metal

finding nobody · 02.17.2007, 12:08 AM

finding nobody · 02.17.2007, 12:13 AM

luxinterior · 02.17.2007, 12:24 AM

Now I just need to see where exactly in 1 Corinthians it says, "A Madonna Dahmer concert is no place for any Christian to be."

noumenal · 02.17.2007, 12:26 AM

I have a book titled "Dancing With Demons: The Music's Real Master" and it is priceless. I'll scan some of it and post it here when I have nothing better to do.

luxinterior · 02.17.2007, 12:27 AM

I have a book titled "The Truth About Fonzie" but I doubt anyone cares.

k-krack · 02.17.2007, 01:07 AM

Ouh, god damn CLEVER! Madonna Dahmer! Like Marilyn Manson!!! Like Twiggy Ramirez! (Like the rest of Manson's band!!!)

Seriously though... the people that write/create/believe/spew this type of bullshit should just fucking call it quits. "It," being life.

Pax Americana · 02.17.2007, 01:49 AM

That comic is misleading, Madonna Dahmer and the Death Squad are fucking awesome, they presented the lyrics totally out of context.

"Sick dreams are made of fleas, moldy breath and schoolyard cheese."

foxforce5 · 02.17.2007, 06:31 AM

The prayer "I know only your precious blood shed on the cross can save me" growled gutturally with a decent bass line ought to turn even Madona Dahmer toward Jesus.

Trasher02 · 02.17.2007, 06:41 AM

That's funny joel where did you get that?

Danny Himself · 02.17.2007, 06:57 AM

Haha, awesome. That reminds me of somebody I know.

the ikara cult · 02.17.2007, 07:29 AM

Oh. My. God.
I found something called a "Chick Tract" last year in one of my lectures and this reminds me of that.

the ikara cult · 02.17.2007, 07:31 AM

I love how one of the books the Fred-from-Scooby-Doo lookalike is reading has an American flag on its cover. YES! The bible is American!

Prisstina · 02.17.2007, 09:02 AM

Wash away your pain, let me into your monkey brain.

finding nobody · 02.17.2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Haha, awesome. That reminds me of somebody I know.

Found it in some guys files on soulseek

noumenal · 02.17.2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

Oh. My. God.
I found something called a "Chick Tract" last year in one of my lectures and this reminds me of that.

I used to have a collection of about 50 Chick tracts, but I forgot them all in a hotel room. Ironic.

You can read them all here: http://www.chick.com

CHOUT · 02.17.2007, 02:13 PM

The only difference between christian and secular music is saying "god/jesus/lord" or "baby".

hey alex · 02.17.2007, 04:56 PM

damn- that was righteous!

ZEROpumpkins · 02.18.2007, 06:31 AM

Oh man I was laughing all the way through. Nice find.

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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	Now I just need to see where exactly in 1 Corinthians it says, "A Madonna Dahmer concert is no place for any Christian to be." __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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02.17.2007, 12:26 AM	#4
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I have a book titled "Dancing With Demons: The Music's Real Master" and it is priceless. I'll scan some of it and post it here when I have nothing better to do.
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	I have a book titled "The Truth About Fonzie" but I doubt anyone cares. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Ouh, god damn CLEVER! Madonna Dahmer! Like Marilyn Manson!!! Like Twiggy Ramirez! (Like the rest of Manson's band!!!) Seriously though... the people that write/create/believe/spew this type of bullshit should just fucking call it quits. "It," being life. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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02.17.2007, 01:49 AM	#7
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	That comic is misleading, Madonna Dahmer and the Death Squad are fucking awesome, they presented the lyrics totally out of context. "Sick dreams are made of fleas, moldy breath and schoolyard cheese."
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foxforce5 bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Utah! Posts: 196	The prayer "I know only your precious blood shed on the cross can save me" growled gutturally with a decent bass line ought to turn even Madona Dahmer toward Jesus.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	That's funny joel where did you get that? __________________ 666
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Haha, awesome. That reminds me of somebody I know.
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Oh. My. God. I found something called a "Chick Tract" last year in one of my lectures and this reminds me of that.
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	I love how one of the books the Fred-from-Scooby-Doo lookalike is reading has an American flag on its cover. YES! The bible is American!
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Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	Wash away your pain, let me into your monkey brain. __________________
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	The only difference between christian and secular music is saying "god/jesus/lord" or "baby". __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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hey alex the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 791	damn- that was righteous! __________________ Duran Duran's 1995 covers album Thank You was recently voted the worst album of all time by a Q magazine poll. Although we respectfully disagree (Sonic Youth's NYC Ghosts & Flowers is clearly the worst album of all time) -Pitchfork (hahahah!) Here's a myspace of my music and 4-track ramblings the electric kites--the jamz of me n my friends
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Oh man I was laughing all the way through. Nice find. __________________
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