In your face, Kegmama! I am the king!!!!!

sonicl · 05.21.2007, 08:53 AM

Bow down before me, wench!

atari 2600 · 05.21.2007, 08:55 AM

aha you've been saving the "wench" part.
Nicely done.

I heard she kind of likes being called a wench. haha.

As new council leader, will you consider pardoning me?
Please, I'm only asking for yr esteemable consideration for exoneration, &&& (forgive my stutter, M'Lord)
not forgiveness itself at the moment --as I am but a humble, inbred wannabe music journalist.???&&& I am not privy (not "privey" either) to anything of any meaning whatsoeva.

SynthethicalY · 05.21.2007, 08:56 AM

Sonicl, now that you are king, will you share your wealth with the commoners?

Tokolosh · 05.21.2007, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Bow down before me, wench!

That's not very polite, is it?
Looks like please and thankyou just flew out the window.

nicfit · 05.21.2007, 09:00 AM

Now I'll rep Kegmama just to piss him off.

Pookie · 05.21.2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

That not very polite, is it?
Looks like please and thankyou just flew out the window.

Exactly! What you should have said was "Please bow down before me, wench!"

Tokolosh · 05.21.2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Exactly! What you should have said was "Please bow down before me, wench!"

... and thankyou.

nicfit · 05.21.2007, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

Now I'll rep Kegmama just to piss him off.

It WORKED!!!

atari 2600 · 05.21.2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

That's not very polite, is it?
Looks like please and thankyou just flew out the window.

I thought it was a nice parody of the petty jealousies, but then again, I am in the penalty box right now by orders of the good & wise council of the immaculate perception, so don't let me drag you down into the hole I'm in!!!

sonicl · 05.21.2007, 09:04 AM

You bastard, nicfit.

Apologies, Atari, I would have pardoned you, but it appears I am a mere commoner once again, subject to the whims of an evil queen.

And Synthetically: No.

atari 2600 · 05.21.2007, 09:06 AM

Oh, I think I nudged you back. uh oh---it's on....

nicfit · 05.21.2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

You bastard, nicfit.

Actually, I kinda regret doing that. I'll try to set things straight right now. Damn, I didn't think I was that influent.

Pookie · 05.21.2007, 09:06 AM

Let's all rep !@#$%! to overtake them both. He won't know what's happened when he returns.

Tokolosh · 05.21.2007, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

I thought it was a nice parody of the petty jealousies, but then again, I am in the penalty box right now by orders of the good & wise council of the immaculate perception, so don't let me drag you down into the hole I'm in!!!

What have you been smoking?

sonicl · 05.21.2007, 09:08 AM

Aww, splendid. I had this ready to post too:

I am the king. I am the king. I am the king.

One dead marine through the hatch
Scratch and scrape this heavenly body
Every inch of winning skin
There’s junk in honey’s sack again

Honey honey honey honey honey
Come on and kiss me-e-e-e-e-e
Honey honey honey honey honey
Honey-child’s takin’ over this place

Two dead marines standing in a line
Drink to me! this heavenly body
Every inch of winning thing

Honey honey honey honey honey
Come on and kiss me-e-e-e-e-e
Honey honey honey honey honey
Honey-shild’s takin’ over this place

Hack hack hack hack this heavenly
Yack yack yack yack yack goes junk-face
Scratch scrape scratch this winning skin
There’s junk in honey’s sack again
There’s junk in honey’s sack again
There’s junk in honey’s sack again
Junk in honey junk in honey
Junkyard king junkyard king
King king king king king

Atari, you are pardoned. Synthetically, no you can't have any of my treasure. Everyone else, I declare a national holiday. Kegmama, I'll deal with you later

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nicfit · 05.21.2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

Actually, I kinda regret doing that. I'll try to set things straight right now. Damn, I didn't think I was that influent.

Entropy balanced.

05.21.2007, 09:09 AM

I've raped Kegmama but she didn't go on top again.

atari 2600 · 05.21.2007, 09:10 AM

I'm overdue for a smoke at the moment.
I usually smoke about an hour after wakey wakey.
Waked*&*baked for many years but stopped the practice when I hit the big three-o.

Pookie · 05.21.2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I've raped Kegmama but she didn't go on top again.

Your powers are weakening. Get porkmarras to do it.

Pookie · 05.21.2007, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

I'm overdue for a smoke at the moment.
I usually smoke about an hour after wakey wakey.
Waked*&*baked for many years but stopped the practice when I hit the big three-o.

Same with me, 'cept it's a pan au chocolat with me.

05.21.2007, 08:53 AM	#1
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Bow down before me, wench!
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05.21.2007, 08:55 AM	#2
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	aha you've been saving the "wench" part. Nicely done. I heard she kind of likes being called a wench. haha. As new council leader, will you consider pardoning me? Please, I'm only asking for yr esteemable consideration for exoneration, &&& (forgive my stutter, M'Lord) not forgiveness itself at the moment --as I am but a humble, inbred wannabe music journalist.???&&& I am not privy (not "privey" either) to anything of any meaning whatsoeva.
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05.21.2007, 08:56 AM	#3
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Sonicl, now that you are king, will you share your wealth with the commoners?
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05.21.2007, 09:00 AM	#5
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Now I'll rep Kegmama just to piss him off. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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05.21.2007, 09:04 AM	#10
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	You bastard, nicfit. Apologies, Atari, I would have pardoned you, but it appears I am a mere commoner once again, subject to the whims of an evil queen. And Synthetically: No.
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05.21.2007, 09:06 AM	#11
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	Oh, I think I nudged you back. uh oh---it's on....
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05.21.2007, 09:06 AM	#13
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Let's all rep !@#$%! to overtake them both. He won't know what's happened when he returns.
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05.21.2007, 09:08 AM	#15
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Aww, splendid. I had this ready to post too: I am the king. I am the king. I am the king. One dead marine through the hatch Scratch and scrape this heavenly body Every inch of winning skin There’s junk in honey’s sack again Honey honey honey honey honey Come on and kiss me-e-e-e-e-e Honey honey honey honey honey Honey-child’s takin’ over this place Two dead marines standing in a line Drink to me! this heavenly body Every inch of winning thing Honey honey honey honey honey Come on and kiss me-e-e-e-e-e Honey honey honey honey honey Honey-shild’s takin’ over this place Hack hack hack hack this heavenly Yack yack yack yack yack goes junk-face Scratch scrape scratch this winning skin There’s junk in honey’s sack again There’s junk in honey’s sack again There’s junk in honey’s sack again Junk in honey junk in honey Junkyard king junkyard king King king king king king Atari, you are pardoned. Synthetically, no you can't have any of my treasure. Everyone else, I declare a national holiday. Kegmama, I'll deal with you later .
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05.21.2007, 09:09 AM	#17
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I've raped Kegmama but she didn't go on top again.
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05.21.2007, 09:10 AM	#18
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	I'm overdue for a smoke at the moment. I usually smoke about an hour after wakey wakey. Waked&baked for many years but stopped the practice when I hit the big three-o.
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