I'm smugly pleased with myself because I saved this lady from falling down a tube escalator today, potentially injurying herself and other passengers behind her severely.

[gmku]

So what's the good news?

You bastard!! I'm a total hero!!

[gmku]

Yeah, right.

[Rob Instigator]

what's the big black song where albini sings a paraphrase of the opening lines from "schizophrenia?"

[Danny Himself]

Tube as in London Underground?

Those emergency spiral staircases are death traps, you should keep your eyes peeled.

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

what's the big black song where albini sings a paraphrase of the opening lines from "schizophrenia?"

kim gordon's panties by rapeman?

Yes, The Tube as in the London Underground. Anyway, the bad news is that she happened to be in front of me and she could have dragged me down too. If that wasn't the case I would have let her go because she was only a tourist.

[Danny Himself]

Harsh. I'll be on extra guard next time I'm in London, now that my suspicions are confirmed that you commuters are a heartless bunch.

[gmku]

Spoken like a true hero, porkster. Tony Blair should give you medal.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Harsh. I'll be on extra guard next time I'm in London, now that my suspicions are confirmed that you commuters are a heartless bunch.

Don't worry, come to L.A. and everyone here is nice. Or stucked in their cars to even notice something horrible is happening.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by gmku

Spoken like a true hero, porkster. Tony Blair should give you medal.

Isn't Tony Blair out, or is about to be out?

[gmku]

Oh, who can keep up with the crazy English political scene. There's the language barrier, for one thing.

[SynthethicalY]

Yes like colour. Or grey, or bollocks. Even sir.

[Danny Himself]

Gordon will be in shortly.

Ok! Ok! She was in front of me but her travel bag nearly hit my balls and she was falling down while I was standing on the side that you take to go up, so technically I could have let her go and cause a game of domino on a narrow escalator. Still a hero, see?

[Danny Himself]

I suppose so. You didn't have to tell us all of this, you could have at least omitted some points to make you look more heroic.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Yes like colour. Or grey, or bollocks. Even sir.

I was thinking more of the difficult dialect of speech.

[SynthethicalY]

Porky you are still a hero, for saving that old lady against your will.


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Originally Posted by gmku

I was thinking more of the difficult dialect of speech.

I find that a bit sexy, but I know what you mean.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Ok! Ok! She was in front of me but her travel bag nearly hit my balls and she was falling down while I was standing on the side that you take to go up, so techinically I could have let her go and cause a game of domino on a narrow escalator. Still a hero, see?

Would have made for a more interesting story.