Would you ever shag a dead person if you were desperate and everyone else was dead?

07.05.2007, 06:36 AM

Poll on the way.

MellySingsDoom · 07.05.2007, 06:38 AM

No, I'd just have a wank.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.05.2007, 06:52 AM

my friend knows someone whose boyfriend shagged a corpse

Tokolosh · 07.05.2007, 07:03 AM

A true story.

A woman met a man while out on the town one night. One thing led to another, as they say, and she ended up having sex with him. Later, the woman fell ill.

She went to the doctor, who examined her and announced that she was "infected with corpse-worms" (maggots).
A subsequent investigation revealed that the stranger she had slept with was a pathologist in a local hospital.
He had fornicated with a decomposing corpse earlier that same day.

How romantic!

My answer is no.

07.05.2007, 07:17 AM

Are you guys being serious?

pokkeherrie · 07.05.2007, 07:22 AM

no matter what a poll is about, people will answer it anyway... we love our polls.

Tokolosh · 07.05.2007, 07:29 AM

Vulvar myiasis is as serious as can be.

Florya · 07.05.2007, 07:58 AM

Do you mean 'dead' as in decomposing?

Or 'dead' as in brain dead but with vital organs still functioning by artificial means?

Shagging someone after they'd been cremated would be just plain wrong.

View Poll Results: Poll to the people
Yes	2	22.22%
No	4	44.44%
I'm a virgin	3	33.33%
Voters: 9. You may not vote on this poll

07.05.2007, 06:36 AM	#1
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Poll on the way.
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07.05.2007, 06:38 AM	#2
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	No, I'd just have a wank. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.05.2007, 06:52 AM	#3
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	my friend knows someone whose boyfriend shagged a corpse
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07.05.2007, 07:03 AM	#4
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	A true story. A woman met a man while out on the town one night. One thing led to another, as they say, and she ended up having sex with him. Later, the woman fell ill. She went to the doctor, who examined her and announced that she was "infected with corpse-worms" (maggots). A subsequent investigation revealed that the stranger she had slept with was a pathologist in a local hospital. He had fornicated with a decomposing corpse earlier that same day. How romantic! My answer is no.
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07.05.2007, 07:17 AM	#5
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Are you guys being serious?
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07.05.2007, 07:22 AM	#6
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	no matter what a poll is about, people will answer it anyway... we love our polls.
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07.05.2007, 07:29 AM	#7
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Vulvar myiasis is as serious as can be.
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07.05.2007, 07:58 AM	#8
Florya expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: a little world, all of my own. Posts: 1,668	Do you mean 'dead' as in decomposing? Or 'dead' as in brain dead but with vital organs still functioning by artificial means? Shagging someone after they'd been cremated would be just plain wrong. __________________ it takes an old guy like bloodbeach'85 to get anything right - atari 2600 listening mirror @ Soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/listening-mirror
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