New Smashing Pumpkins album is 83.333% shit

atari 2600 · 07.16.2007, 04:54 PM

"Doomsday Clock" – 3:44
"7 Shades of Black" – 3:17
"Bleeding the Orchid" – 4:03
"That's the Way (My Love Is)" – 3:48
"Tarantula" – 3:51
"Starz" – 3:43
"United States" – 9:52
"Neverlost" – 4:20
"Bring the Light" – 3:40
"(Come On) Let's Go!" – 3:19
"For God and Country" – 4:24
"Pomp and Circumstances" – 4:21
"Death from Above" - 4:06 (one bonus track)

My version is this 13-track one with a total running time of 56:58.
Since track 7 ("United States") is the only good song, and it's almost ten minutes long, I'm stating that the album is 83.333% shit.
And I suppose since only one of the thirteen tracks is any good, I could alternately state that the album is 92.3% shit.

Trasher02 · 07.16.2007, 04:59 PM

Nice conclusion.

zedius · 07.16.2007, 05:28 PM

I think United States is the worst track by far, so that could be why you dislike the rest of it.

Pookie · 07.16.2007, 06:05 PM

Humour, Atari style!

R-D-R-R

atari 2600 · 07.16.2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by that guy that calls himself "Pookie"

Humour, Atari style!

R-D-R-R

yep, it was a stoopid parody i'll admit...RDRR like Bart's brief stint at genius school, very nice...you know, New Jack City wasn't very good, Pookie.

now this is funny:
CRACKED.com writer infiltrates right wing activist group
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1952

CHOUT · 07.16.2007, 08:46 PM

I heard it while painting...it was ok. I haven't been a fan in a long time.

demonrail666 · 07.16.2007, 10:04 PM

During a particularly pathetic period of my life I did a whole rate-album-tracks -out-of-ten thing, then work out album averages, and so on. It killed some time only to conclude that Big Country were the greatest band of all time. Ah, how periods of non-direction in one's life can throw up such devastating truths.

GrungeMonkey · 07.17.2007, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

During a particularly pathetic period of my life I did a whole rate-album-tracks -out-of-ten thing, then work out album averages, and so on. It killed some time only to conclude that Big Country were the greatest band of all time. Ah, how periods of non-direction in one's life can throw up such devastating truths.

That made me giggle a little

07.16.2007, 04:54 PM	#1
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	"Doomsday Clock" – 3:44 "7 Shades of Black" – 3:17 "Bleeding the Orchid" – 4:03 "That's the Way (My Love Is)" – 3:48 "Tarantula" – 3:51 "Starz" – 3:43 "United States" – 9:52 "Neverlost" – 4:20 "Bring the Light" – 3:40 "(Come On) Let's Go!" – 3:19 "For God and Country" – 4:24 "Pomp and Circumstances" – 4:21 "Death from Above" - 4:06 (one bonus track) My version is this 13-track one with a total running time of 56:58. Since track 7 ("United States") is the only good song, and it's almost ten minutes long, I'm stating that the album is 83.333% shit. And I suppose since only one of the thirteen tracks is any good, I could alternately state that the album is 92.3% shit. __________________ Robert Rauschenberg, Canyon, 1959. Combine on canvas 81 3/4 x 70 x 24 inches.
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07.16.2007, 04:59 PM	#2
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Nice conclusion. __________________ 666
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zedius children of satan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Victoria, B.C. Posts: 260	I think United States is the worst track by far, so that could be why you dislike the rest of it. __________________ Do you believe in raptors?
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Humour, Atari style! R-D-R-R
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I heard it while painting...it was ok. I haven't been a fan in a long time. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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07.16.2007, 10:04 PM	#7
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	During a particularly pathetic period of my life I did a whole rate-album-tracks -out-of-ten thing, then work out album averages, and so on. It killed some time only to conclude that Big Country were the greatest band of all time. Ah, how periods of non-direction in one's life can throw up such devastating truths.
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