what to do in art class?

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 01:43 AM

i dont know what i should do with the kids today
any suggestions?

5Against1 · 10.22.2007, 03:12 AM

Wax paper, nicely colored leaves, and a steam iron will keep them busy...if they're little kids. Halloween pics drawn with charcoal are cool too.

Inhuman · 10.22.2007, 06:11 AM

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 06:35 AM

man class was weird today
i got this new kid in, and his mom was standing around as he got comfortable..then one of the other kids(not her kid) said something about "i dont wanna offend anyone but im the smartest in my class" and then the mom said to him "no one heard you to be offended..what did u say?..." then he said it again and she started questioning him and made him feel like shit, like it was some sort of battle between her kids

it was so weird and like something out of a movie where the momma calls out to her son "hey yo billy, whats the square root of 400" and he responds and she gives a smug look to the other people..
she was weird.

Green_mind · 10.22.2007, 08:00 AM

sounds scary alien, that would creep me out. How old are the kids you teach?

floatingslowly · 10.22.2007, 08:26 AM

I don't want to offend anyone, but I'm the smartest person in this thread.

that said, take up graffiti like inhuman said. he's the smartest one in this thread too.

PS: 20

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 08:37 AM

you dont even have powers like me so shut it

gmku · 10.22.2007, 08:53 AM

As the teacher, you're in charge of the classroom, and you should have politely but firmly told her to leave. Her presence and behavior is disruptive to the class routine. If she failed to cooperate, I would have requested help from the principal.

floatingslowly · 10.22.2007, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

you dont even have powers like me so shut it

do you have the power to send telepathic messages to mars?

I doubt it.

I do though.

do you have the power to fry an ant with yr eyebulbs?

why, no. no, you don't.

inhuman does though.

so suck it artboy, or my mom will have to teach you a lesson.

gmku · 10.22.2007, 08:57 AM

We're all so mature around here, aren't we.

floatingslowly · 10.22.2007, 09:03 AM

maturity is overrated.

almost as overrated as smugness, but not quite.

I'm shocked that there's not a thread on the matter.

PS: I've added quotes to my post above this one, so GMKU didn't get smug about not being able to fry ants on mars with telepathy.

EDIT EDIT: god I need more coffee, I can't type.

gmku · 10.22.2007, 09:07 AM

Take Charge, Alien Anal!!! What are you--a man or an art teacher?

floatingslowly · 10.22.2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

make one!

I don't make threads, I break 'em.

I wish porky were here, he'd know what to do in a situation like this.

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 09:14 AM

i would of said something..but i was so shocked and confused as to what i was seeing..i was almost frozen.

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 09:17 AM

what a typical thing to say...ill let you delete the post and write something more original and i wont tell..

floatingslowly · 10.22.2007, 09:24 AM

say "freebase".

then say "don't do it" a bunch of times.

sounds like a hit to me.

atari 2600 · 10.22.2007, 10:01 AM

printing
teach monoprints with acrylics and plexiglass, and maybe silkscreening if your school can afford it

color theory
study the color wheel, have students do copies of famous paintings on a small scale using gouache and brush changing the color scheme, class critique later

life drawing
blind-countour drills - w/students at easels with paper & charcoal sticks & kneaded rubber erasers rendering from a still-life, do not allow them to make a mark while looking at the paper

drawing
teach Picasso's broken line
teach Warhol's dashed-&-dotted line technique w/ink & brush

written or oral reports of approved artist biographies/films about artists

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 10:13 AM

iv done printing and life drawing with them. we did shirts but i couldnt afford to get 10 silk screens.

gmku · 10.22.2007, 10:28 AM

How about an art history lesson? All artists need to understand something about what's gone before, no?

ALIEN ANAL · 10.22.2007, 10:36 AM

these kids have a hard time sitting still whislt they just have to paint...art history will kill them

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10.22.2007, 03:12 AM	#2
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10.22.2007, 06:11 AM	#3
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10.22.2007, 06:35 AM	#4
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	man class was weird today i got this new kid in, and his mom was standing around as he got comfortable..then one of the other kids(not her kid) said something about "i dont wanna offend anyone but im the smartest in my class" and then the mom said to him "no one heard you to be offended..what did u say?..." then he said it again and she started questioning him and made him feel like shit, like it was some sort of battle between her kids it was so weird and like something out of a movie where the momma calls out to her son "hey yo billy, whats the square root of 400" and he responds and she gives a smug look to the other people.. she was weird. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.22.2007, 08:00 AM	#5
Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	sounds scary alien, that would creep me out. How old are the kids you teach?
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10.22.2007, 08:26 AM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I don't want to offend anyone, but I'm the smartest person in this thread. that said, take up graffiti like inhuman said. he's the smartest one in this thread too. PS: 20
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10.22.2007, 08:37 AM	#7
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	you dont even have powers like me so shut it __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.22.2007, 08:53 AM	#8
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	As the teacher, you're in charge of the classroom, and you should have politely but firmly told her to leave. Her presence and behavior is disruptive to the class routine. If she failed to cooperate, I would have requested help from the principal. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.22.2007, 08:57 AM	#10
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	We're all so mature around here, aren't we. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.22.2007, 09:03 AM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	maturity is overrated. almost as overrated as smugness, but not quite. I'm shocked that there's not a thread on the matter. PS: I've added quotes to my post above this one, so GMKU didn't get smug about not being able to fry ants on mars with telepathy. EDIT EDIT: god I need more coffee, I can't type.
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10.22.2007, 09:07 AM	#12
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Take Charge, Alien Anal!!! What are you--a man or an art teacher? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.22.2007, 09:14 AM	#14
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i would of said something..but i was so shocked and confused as to what i was seeing..i was almost frozen. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.22.2007, 09:17 AM	#15
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	what a typical thing to say...ill let you delete the post and write something more original and i wont tell.. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.22.2007, 09:24 AM	#16
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	say "freebase". then say "don't do it" a bunch of times. sounds like a hit to me.
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10.22.2007, 10:01 AM	#17
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	printing teach monoprints with acrylics and plexiglass, and maybe silkscreening if your school can afford it color theory study the color wheel, have students do copies of famous paintings on a small scale using gouache and brush changing the color scheme, class critique later life drawing blind-countour drills - w/students at easels with paper & charcoal sticks & kneaded rubber erasers rendering from a still-life, do not allow them to make a mark while looking at the paper drawing teach Picasso's broken line teach Warhol's dashed-&-dotted line technique w/ink & brush written or oral reports of approved artist biographies/films about artists
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10.22.2007, 10:13 AM	#18
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	iv done printing and life drawing with them. we did shirts but i couldnt afford to get 10 silk screens. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.22.2007, 10:28 AM	#19
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	How about an art history lesson? All artists need to understand something about what's gone before, no? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.22.2007, 10:36 AM	#20
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	these kids have a hard time sitting still whislt they just have to paint...art history will kill them __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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