I'm getting married tomorrow!

StevOK · 11.09.2007, 08:37 PM

So everyone should congratulate me and whatnot.

Anngella · 11.09.2007, 08:43 PM

Don't knock the candles into the cake

avantgarde1 · 11.09.2007, 08:46 PM

good god man, why? how old are you?

StevOK · 11.09.2007, 08:58 PM

I'm 21. She's 30.

Norma J · 11.09.2007, 09:00 PM

Good luck, I guess. But what I'm really thinking is: Better you than me.

I do hope you both live happily ever after though.

avantgarde1 · 11.09.2007, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StevOK

I'm 21. She's 30.

man, that's some bad juju. but i'm not gonna bring you down on yr special day. good luck, you'll need it. wichita falls huh? i live in fort worth, i got an aunt who lives down there.

Norma J · 11.09.2007, 09:15 PM

There's always an aunt who lives somewhere, isn't there...

Prisstina · 11.09.2007, 09:17 PM

congrats

StevOK · 11.09.2007, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avantgarde1

wichita falls huh? i live in fort worth, i got an aunt who lives down there.

you mean UP here? we're like a couple hours north from Fort Worth. Heh.

Moshe · 11.10.2007, 01:38 AM

Mazal Tov!

Dead-Air · 11.10.2007, 02:10 AM

I can't help noticing that you've got that Thurston-Kim age thing going on. Which apparently can work out pretty well for the rare couple. Best wishes!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.10.2007, 02:47 AM

Good luck man!

Marriage is weird. I sort of want to find a nice girl and settle down someday, but at the same time I'm incredibly afraid of that.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.10.2007, 03:13 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3PgZ9bqShc

So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see
Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
And I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town and
I hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back
Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors
They dip as quick as they can
The atmosphere is now ripped
Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night
So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom
Like a premie out the womb
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider!
Read some litera - ture on the subject
You sure?
Fuck it
You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic
If that bitch do you dirty
we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent
Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar
I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya
Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart
Play your part
Play your part"

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.10.2007, 03:15 AM

Pimp C:]
Sweet jones
By bitch a choosey lover, never fuck without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
trash like the fuck for 40 dollars in the club
fucking up the game, bitch you gets no love
She be cross country givin all that she got
A thousand a pop, Im pullin Bentleys off the lot
I smashed up the grey one, bought me a red
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads
Some hoes wanna choose but them bitches too scary
Your bitch chose me, you aint a pimp you a fairy

[Chorus:]
Ooooooohhh Ooooooohhh
I choose you girl

[Bun B:]
Baby you been rollin solo, time to get down with the team
Because its greener on that other side if you know what I mean
I'll show you shit you've never seen
The 7 wonders of the world
And I can make you the 8th if you wanna be my girl
When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that aint my style
Need a real streets stalker to walk a green mile
We burnin up the paper on the dining room table
Cause you able to realize I'm the truth and not a fable
We rockin precious sable, keep that chilla on the rack
What I look like with some thousand dollar shit up on my back
Im a million dollar mack, need a billion dollar bitch
Put my pimpin in your life, watch your daddy get rich
Easy as A B C, simple as 1 2 3
Get down with UGK, Pimp C, B U N B
Cause whats a hoe with no pimp, and whats a pimp with no hoes
Dont be a lame, you know the game and how it goes
We tryin to get jones

[Chorus:]
OOOooooohhh Ooooooohhh
I choose you girl

[Big Boi:]
Eni mini decisions with precision I pick
Or make my selection on who I choose to be with
Girl dont touch my protection, I know you want it to slip
But slippin is something I dont do, tippin for life? (Mmm mmm!)
Thats like makin it rain
Every month on schedule (mmmHhmm!) Let me tell you
Get your parasol umbrella cause its gonna get wetter
Better prepare you for the see-saw pole
She supposed to spend it on that baby but we see she dont
[Chopped & Screwed]
Ask ask Paul McCartney the lawyers gettin sloppy
Slaughter slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket
Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could
Cause he payin 20K a day, that b****is eating good
Like an infant on a double D b**** is getting plump
Cause he miscalculated the next to the last bump
[Chopped & Screwed]
Dump dump in the gut, walk it off from the giddy up
Better chose the right one or pick pick the kitties up

[Chorus:]
Ooooohhhhh Ooooooohhh
I chose you girl

IIIIiiii

SynthethicalY · 11.10.2007, 04:37 AM

Congrats man I wish you years of happiness.

jon boy · 11.10.2007, 06:41 AM

congratulations and have a long and happy married life.

cuetzpalin · 11.10.2007, 07:29 AM

whoa! haven't been here for a few weeks and so many things happened!

CONGRATS, StevOK!

racehorse · 11.10.2007, 11:43 AM

congratulations.
a friend of mine is also getting married tomorrow - he is 20.
gives me the willies.

StevOK · 11.10.2007, 11:46 AM

Thank you, all of you!!

Danny Himself · 11.10.2007, 11:52 AM

Congratulations!

You = My Hero.

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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Good luck, I guess. But what I'm really thinking is: Better you than me. I do hope you both live happily ever after though. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	There's always an aunt who lives somewhere, isn't there... __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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11.09.2007, 09:17 PM	#8
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11.10.2007, 01:38 AM	#10
Moshe Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,914	Mazal Tov!
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11.10.2007, 02:10 AM	#11
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	I can't help noticing that you've got that Thurston-Kim age thing going on. Which apparently can work out pretty well for the rare couple. Best wishes! __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Good luck man! Marriage is weird. I sort of want to find a nice girl and settle down someday, but at the same time I'm incredibly afraid of that.
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11.10.2007, 03:13 AM	#13
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3PgZ9bqShc So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be And I apologize if this message gets you down Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town and I hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors They dip as quick as they can The atmosphere is now ripped Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom Like a premie out the womb My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider! Read some litera - ture on the subject You sure? Fuck it You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic If that bitch do you dirty we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart Play your part Play your part"
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11.10.2007, 03:15 AM	#14
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Pimp C:] Sweet jones By bitch a choosey lover, never fuck without a rubber Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover Money on the dresser, drive a compressor Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser trash like the fuck for 40 dollars in the club fucking up the game, bitch you gets no love She be cross country givin all that she got A thousand a pop, Im pullin Bentleys off the lot I smashed up the grey one, bought me a red Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads Some hoes wanna choose but them bitches too scary Your bitch chose me, you aint a pimp you a fairy [Chorus:] Ooooooohhh Ooooooohhh I choose you girl [Bun B:] Baby you been rollin solo, time to get down with the team Because its greener on that other side if you know what I mean I'll show you shit you've never seen The 7 wonders of the world And I can make you the 8th if you wanna be my girl When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that aint my style Need a real streets stalker to walk a green mile We burnin up the paper on the dining room table Cause you able to realize I'm the truth and not a fable We rockin precious sable, keep that chilla on the rack What I look like with some thousand dollar shit up on my back Im a million dollar mack, need a billion dollar bitch Put my pimpin in your life, watch your daddy get rich Easy as A B C, simple as 1 2 3 Get down with UGK, Pimp C, B U N B Cause whats a hoe with no pimp, and whats a pimp with no hoes Dont be a lame, you know the game and how it goes We tryin to get jones [Chorus:] OOOooooohhh Ooooooohhh I choose you girl [Big Boi:] Eni mini decisions with precision I pick Or make my selection on who I choose to be with Girl dont touch my protection, I know you want it to slip But slippin is something I dont do, tippin for life? (Mmm mmm!) Thats like makin it rain Every month on schedule (mmmHhmm!) Let me tell you Get your parasol umbrella cause its gonna get wetter Better prepare you for the see-saw pole She supposed to spend it on that baby but we see she dont [Chopped & Screwed] Ask ask Paul McCartney the lawyers gettin sloppy Slaughter slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could Cause he payin 20K a day, that b**is eating good Like an infant on a double D b** is getting plump Cause he miscalculated the next to the last bump [Chopped & Screwed] Dump dump in the gut, walk it off from the giddy up Better chose the right one or pick pick the kitties up [Chorus:] Ooooohhhhh Ooooooohhh I chose you girl IIIIiiii
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11.10.2007, 11:43 AM	#18
racehorse 100% Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 784	congratulations. a friend of mine is also getting married tomorrow - he is 20. gives me the willies. __________________ She holds the room up by talk alone
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11.10.2007, 11:52 AM	#20
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Congratulations! You = My Hero.
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