Cat Lovers

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 03:34 PM

Why is it that if a person prefers dogs to cats (like myself) we just keep it to ourselves? OK, we might occasionally give a dog we see in the street a polite pat, saying stuff like 'hello there' in a weird voice, but CAT lovers. Jesus christ. It's like they're obsessed. They buy books filled with pictures of them and have this weird superior air to them.

Sorry about this, but I just had a conversation with a cat lover on the phone and needed to share.

All I have left to say is that if cats were a band they'd be All About Eve.

Savage Clone · 11.28.2007, 03:36 PM

I love dogs and cats both.
If cats were a band they'd be Current 93.

atsonicpark · 11.28.2007, 03:49 PM

Kenya S. Burr - "My boyfriend's cock keeps slipping out."
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Jan I. Buchanan - "My boyfriend's pecker is too big for my mouth."
Adrienne B. Kenney - "My boyfriend's penis keeps slipping out."
Morton J. Knapp - "My boyfriend's peter keeps slipping out."
Alphonse B. Shepard - "My boyfriend's phallus is too big for my mouth."
Monica B. Akers - "My boyfriend's shaft is too big for my mouth."
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Marian W. Mccabe - "My new guy's penis is enormous, and my mouth is tiny."
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Rob Instigator · 11.28.2007, 03:58 PM

hahahah! are you kiding me? dog fanciers have ruled the pet roost for over 100 thousand years! they NEVER shut up about their fucking dogs! they put up pictures of their dog at work, they take them to dog parks, expressly for the purpose of meeting and talking about their dogs and to allow the dogs to lick and sniff each other's buttholes!

or maybe it is becuase dogs are just not as interesting? ha ha!

Rob Instigator · 11.28.2007, 03:58 PM

If cats were a band they'd be the DWARVES or FEAR

iof dogs were a band they would be the polyphonic spree.

Anngella · 11.28.2007, 03:59 PM

I love all zee animals

SYRFox · 11.28.2007, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

If cats were a band they'd be the DWARVES or FEAR

iof dogs were a band they would be the polyphonic spree.

Excellent

pantophobia · 11.28.2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I love dogs and cats both.
If cats were a band they'd be Current 93.

no way, if cats were a band they'd be Shonen Knife, they are mewing during 'Miracles'

i have only ever owned dogs, but i am kinda tired of them, i like the more independent nature of cats and they seem more fun and spastic

i think it's relative though, sure there are many annoying cat lovers, but i know more sickening overbearing dog lovers personally, baby talking to them, dog love stickers on their bumpers, especially old ladies and their lap dogs

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 05:08 PM

If a dog played bass it'd be:

Give a bass to a cat and you've got:

Both are very cool, but I know whose fans I generally prefer.

Rob Instigator · 11.28.2007, 05:24 PM

lemmy is god

Norma J · 11.28.2007, 05:54 PM

I love both cats and dogs.

If cats and dogs both joined forces and were a band, they'd be the Animals and perchance have a hit song called House of the Rising Sun.

Cantankerous · 11.28.2007, 05:56 PM

i like cats. dogs are annoying and they'll shit on your floor if you don't watch it.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.28.2007, 06:00 PM

i like my own cats, but other people's cats are the enemies of my cats. plus my cats are way cooler than your cats, so there's no point in talking about it anyway, there's nothing to prove.

Cantankerous · 11.28.2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i like my own cats, but other people's cats are the enemies of my cats. plus my cats are way cooler than your cats, so there's no point in talking about it anyway, there's nothing to prove.

NO WAY. i (they) will take you down.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 11.28.2007, 06:07 PM

i love cats. heres my favorite recipe:

BEER ROASTED CAT

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

Norma J · 11.28.2007, 06:17 PM

There's a line, and you crossed it.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 11.28.2007, 06:19 PM

why, thank you very much

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

lemmy is god

I believe you're right. And fortunately, us 'Lemmings' are able to show representations of our deity:

"woof!"

Norma J · 11.28.2007, 06:20 PM

I'm readin White Line Fever at the moment. Awesome so far.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.28.2007, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

NO WAY. i (they) will take you down.

we'll see about that on your alleged trip to london next summer, perhaps?

11.28.2007, 03:34 PM	#1
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Why is it that if a person prefers dogs to cats (like myself) we just keep it to ourselves? OK, we might occasionally give a dog we see in the street a polite pat, saying stuff like 'hello there' in a weird voice, but CAT lovers. Jesus christ. It's like they're obsessed. They buy books filled with pictures of them and have this weird superior air to them. Sorry about this, but I just had a conversation with a cat lover on the phone and needed to share. All I have left to say is that if cats were a band they'd be All About Eve.
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11.28.2007, 03:36 PM	#2
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I love dogs and cats both. If cats were a band they'd be Current 93.
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11.28.2007, 03:49 PM	#3
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Kenya S. Burr - "My boyfriend's cock keeps slipping out." Jodie A. Ham - "My boyfriend's dick keeps slipping out." Jan I. Buchanan - "My boyfriend's pecker is too big for my mouth." Adrienne B. Kenney - "My boyfriend's penis keeps slipping out." Morton J. Knapp - "My boyfriend's peter keeps slipping out." Alphonse B. Shepard - "My boyfriend's phallus is too big for my mouth." Monica B. Akers - "My boyfriend's shaft is too big for my mouth." Paul C. Barajas - "My boyfriend's tool is too big for my mouth." Marian W. Mccabe - "My new guy's penis is enormous, and my mouth is tiny." Horacio J. Emerson - "My new guy's prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny." Sammy E. Newton - "My new guy's putz is enormous, and my mouth is tiny." __________________
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11.28.2007, 03:58 PM	#4
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	hahahah! are you kiding me? dog fanciers have ruled the pet roost for over 100 thousand years! they NEVER shut up about their fucking dogs! they put up pictures of their dog at work, they take them to dog parks, expressly for the purpose of meeting and talking about their dogs and to allow the dogs to lick and sniff each other's buttholes! or maybe it is becuase dogs are just not as interesting? ha ha! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.28.2007, 03:58 PM	#5
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	If cats were a band they'd be the DWARVES or FEAR iof dogs were a band they would be the polyphonic spree. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.28.2007, 03:59 PM	#6
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I love all zee animals __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.28.2007, 05:08 PM	#9
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	If a dog played bass it'd be: Give a bass to a cat and you've got: Both are very cool, but I know whose fans I generally prefer.
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11.28.2007, 05:24 PM	#10
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	lemmy is god __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.28.2007, 05:54 PM	#11
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I love both cats and dogs. If cats and dogs both joined forces and were a band, they'd be the Animals and perchance have a hit song called House of the Rising Sun. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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11.28.2007, 05:56 PM	#12
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i like cats. dogs are annoying and they'll shit on your floor if you don't watch it. __________________ RETIRED
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11.28.2007, 06:00 PM	#13
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	i like my own cats, but other people's cats are the enemies of my cats. plus my cats are way cooler than your cats, so there's no point in talking about it anyway, there's nothing to prove.
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11.28.2007, 06:07 PM	#15
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	i love cats. heres my favorite recipe: BEER ROASTED CAT 1 cat cut into roast 1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup 1 cube of beef bouillon 1 clove of garlic 1 Fine Irish Stout Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper. If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot! Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
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11.28.2007, 06:17 PM	#16
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	There's a line, and you crossed it. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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11.28.2007, 06:19 PM	#17
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	why, thank you very much
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11.28.2007, 06:20 PM	#19
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I'm readin White Line Fever at the moment. Awesome so far. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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