Phobias

fishmonkey · 05.13.2006, 04:24 AM

what fuckin feaks you out...

one of my phobia's spawns from a re-occuring dream i had when i was a young fellow about a Monk in a monastary scaring the absolute shit outa me so funny enough i am terrified of Monks (franciscan monks, the ones with the rope belts and brown robes... i mean fuckin brown robes for christs sake, how gikky is that)

and Snakes make me dive behind the couch after they deliver an aura of total evil that pours out of the TV and fills the room..

what makes you kack your kackies?

Magublafix · 05.13.2006, 04:47 AM

spiders....

Gulasch Noir · 05.13.2006, 05:05 AM

spiders, heights, being too far from shore on a sea/ocean makes me nervous too. I used to be afflicted by a few more phobias a few years ago, but i managed to get rid of most of them.

Hip Priest · 05.13.2006, 05:19 AM

I'm not going to tell you about it right now, because the very thought of it gives me severe creeps, but yes, I have a proper phobia.

terminal pharmacy · 05.13.2006, 05:24 AM

spiders is mine, it stems back to when i was four and having an afternoon nap and i woke up and there was a great big fucking huntsman on my bed....

Alex's Trip · 05.13.2006, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Magublafix

spiders....

...and the future.

fishmonkey · 05.13.2006, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

I'm not going to tell you about it right now, because the very thought of it gives me severe creeps, but yes, I have a proper phobia.

c'mon Hip spill man, it can only be as bad as the creeps i get from snakes

_slavo_ · 05.13.2006, 05:42 AM

spiders

and the phobia of staying alone

ploesj · 05.13.2006, 05:47 AM

heights and big open spaces.. sitting with my back to a door in a place where a lot of people enter (restaurant, cafe,...) creeps me out too, i want to see who enters.

fishmonkey · 05.13.2006, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

spiders is mine, it stems back to when i was four and having an afternoon nap and i woke up and there was a great big fucking huntsman on my bed....

something like that happened my Dad when he was a chap, his Mam sent him in to use a public toilet, he locked the door behind him, sat on the jaxx and a big mutherfuckin rat was down by the door blockin his way out, he was well fuckin freaked. everytime he tells me the story i die laughing, cruel i know but its how he tells it.. ahh i love me Da me.
wierd one is my Mother was terrified of snakes like me also. she died when i was 8 and must of passed her phobia onto me!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.13.2006, 11:34 AM

Ummmm.
I'm afraid of:
Clowns
Looking at a mirror in a pitch black room
Televisions that are off at night but have that odd glow to them
Having my life taken from me (not death, but having everything that matters disappear)
Walking up my staircase at night (it reminds me of the 2nd murder scene in psycho)
Sleeping in rooms with open doors, especially open closets.
Driving
Getting robbed at gunpoint (it wouldn't be a fear, but it happened to me)

screamingskull · 05.13.2006, 11:37 AM

frogs, toads, and newts, and lizards.
i cant even look at them on tv, or in a book, the last time i saw a frog in real life i cried for over half an hour.

its pathetic i know.

lucyrulesok · 05.13.2006, 11:40 AM

i cant touch men with beards, so quite often get freaked out at concerts
also moths

those are my two actual phobias (give me the shakes, crying, fainting - yes, i know im lame) but im scared of loads of stuff in a more minor way.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.13.2006, 11:45 AM

Mayonaisse, Mustard, Pickles, and the likes make me quiver and gag just from touching the jar or picking up a knife covered with the stuff and putting it in the sink.

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 11:46 AM

claustrophobia.
I really can't stand it to get stuck in a tuny spot.
by brother locked me up in a woodenbox once for an hour, I totally freaked out.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 11:50 AM

Young red-headed children. I suspect they're innately Satanic.
Midgets.
The Nutcracker.
Muppet people, ala Jim Henson.
Seaweed.
Porcelain dolls.
Hairballs.

fishmonkey · 05.13.2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Young red-headed children. I suspect they're innately Satanic.

fuckin brilliant, a totally Truncated answer!

truncated · 05.13.2006, 11:53 AM

It's true. Those shifty eyes, blonde lashes, deceptively innocent sprinkling of freckles - those fuckers are up to no good.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 11:54 AM

I HATE seagulls.

There are many things I fear, but for the purpose of this thread I consider phobias unreasonable and mostly illogical fears.

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Young red-headed children. I suspect they're innately Satanic.

i'd rep you if I could.

05.13.2006, 04:24 AM	#1
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	what fuckin feaks you out... one of my phobia's spawns from a re-occuring dream i had when i was a young fellow about a Monk in a monastary scaring the absolute shit outa me so funny enough i am terrified of Monks (franciscan monks, the ones with the rope belts and brown robes... i mean fuckin brown robes for christs sake, how gikky is that) and Snakes make me dive behind the couch after they deliver an aura of total evil that pours out of the TV and fills the room.. what makes you kack your kackies? __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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05.13.2006, 04:47 AM	#2
Magublafix children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Austria Posts: 177	spiders.... __________________ We are the pets of the nature
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Gulasch Noir the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vienna Posts: 862	spiders, heights, being too far from shore on a sea/ocean makes me nervous too. I used to be afflicted by a few more phobias a few years ago, but i managed to get rid of most of them.
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I'm not going to tell you about it right now, because the very thought of it gives me severe creeps, but yes, I have a proper phobia. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	spiders is mine, it stems back to when i was four and having an afternoon nap and i woke up and there was a great big fucking huntsman on my bed....
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	spiders and the phobia of staying alone __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	heights and big open spaces.. sitting with my back to a door in a place where a lot of people enter (restaurant, cafe,...) creeps me out too, i want to see who enters. __________________ blog flickr
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05.13.2006, 11:34 AM	#11
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Ummmm. I'm afraid of: Clowns Looking at a mirror in a pitch black room Televisions that are off at night but have that odd glow to them Having my life taken from me (not death, but having everything that matters disappear) Walking up my staircase at night (it reminds me of the 2nd murder scene in psycho) Sleeping in rooms with open doors, especially open closets. Driving Getting robbed at gunpoint (it wouldn't be a fear, but it happened to me)
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05.13.2006, 11:37 AM	#12
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	frogs, toads, and newts, and lizards. i cant even look at them on tv, or in a book, the last time i saw a frog in real life i cried for over half an hour. its pathetic i know.
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05.13.2006, 11:40 AM	#13
lucyrulesok 100% Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 769	i cant touch men with beards, so quite often get freaked out at concerts also moths those are my two actual phobias (give me the shakes, crying, fainting - yes, i know im lame) but im scared of loads of stuff in a more minor way.
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05.13.2006, 11:45 AM	#14
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Mayonaisse, Mustard, Pickles, and the likes make me quiver and gag just from touching the jar or picking up a knife covered with the stuff and putting it in the sink.
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05.13.2006, 11:46 AM	#15
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	claustrophobia. I really can't stand it to get stuck in a tuny spot. by brother locked me up in a woodenbox once for an hour, I totally freaked out. __________________ 666
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05.13.2006, 11:50 AM	#16
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Young red-headed children. I suspect they're innately Satanic. Midgets. The Nutcracker. Muppet people, ala Jim Henson. Seaweed. Porcelain dolls. Hairballs.
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05.13.2006, 11:53 AM	#18
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	It's true. Those shifty eyes, blonde lashes, deceptively innocent sprinkling of freckles - those fuckers are up to no good.
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05.13.2006, 11:54 AM	#19
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I HATE seagulls. There are many things I fear, but for the purpose of this thread I consider phobias unreasonable and mostly illogical fears.
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