Every other thread on this forum has become ''there should be this'', '' It used be that'', and endless blah blah blah whinging about mine, your, their, her and his threads. What do you really expect from an internet forum? Do you live in hope that someone you don't even know very well is going to provide entertainment for you at the click of a mouse and on a daily basis? Are you one of those people who hides behind some ultimately tiresome and sarcastic virtual persona, but still ends up whinging about the very same things that they think they so stand above? Do you, seriously, have a life of some sort that is totally independent from what some complete strangers think about it? Do you rely too much on making friendships off a computer monitor? Are you happy? Are you eating properly? Do you mind if someone turns around and tells you that they don't give a shit about you and your problems? Have you got any issues with being called a twat? Are you lacking affection, so the rest of the world will have to know about it while you're scratching your arse in your sitting room while eating cereals? Do you act cool or are you cool? Is swa(y) still buying Courtney's knickers off ebay? Did you ever try screaming therapy for your troubles?

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yes

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Every other thread on this forum has become ''there should be this'', '' It used be that'', and endless blah blah blah whinging about mine, your, their, her and his threads. What do you really expect from an internet forum? Do you live in hope that someone you don't even know very well is going to provide entertainment for you at the click of a mouse and on a daily basis? Are you one of those people who hides behind some ultimately tiresome and sarcastic virtual persona, but still ends up whinging about the very same things that they think they so stand above? Do you, seriously, have a life of some sort that is totally independent from what some complete strangers think about it? Do you rely to much on making friendships off a computer monitor? Are you happy? Are you eating properly? Do you mind if someone turns around and tells you that they don't give a shit about you and your problems? Have you got any issues with being called a twat? Are you lacking affection, so the rest of the world will have to know about it while you're scratching your arse in your sitting room and eating cereals? Do you act cool or are you cool? Is swa(y) still buying Courtney's knickers off ebay? Did you ever try screaming therapy for your troubles?

it should not be this ^^^

Meh, I forgot to ask how you deal with perennial predictable replies. That'll do for another thread.

[sonicl]

A bit of fun and a break from the daily grind. It would be nice. I try not to, but we're all susceptible to it, aren't we? Oh yes. They're acquaintances more than friends. Sometimes, sometimes not. Yes. Not at all. I'm not keen on it. No. No. Probably. No, I did the talking thing.

Originally Posted by sonicl

A bit of fun and a break from the daily grind. It would be nice. I try not to, but we're all susceptible to it, aren't we? Oh yes. They're acquaintances more than friends. Sometimes, sometimes not. Yes. Not at all. I'm not keen on it. No. No. Probably. No, I did the talking thing.

Are you a 15 year old with a nice pair of baps? Will you be my wanking material for the next 2 hours before I catch the train home? Please?

[sonicl]

This is the internet. I am whatever you imagine me to be.

[mangajunky]

Originally Posted by sonicl

A bit of fun and a break from the daily grind. It would be nice. I try not to, but we're all susceptible to it, aren't we? Oh yes. They're acquaintances more than friends. Sometimes, sometimes not. Yes. Not at all. I'm not keen on it. No. No. Probably. No, I did the talking thing.

+1
I'm here for the entertainment value and to connect to like-minded people.
Since music can bring people that have similar values together, here I am.
I don't pretend that this is real-life.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Have you got any issues with being called a twat?

I'm a silly twat.

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communication, humans have this sick insatiable need for communication, that's what they seek on a internet forum.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Meh, I forgot to ask how you deal with perennial predictable replies. That'll do for another thread.

ha ha, cranky porky.

is it that time of the month again?

 

[_slavo_]

Originally Posted by █████████

communication, humans have this sick insatiable need for communication, that's what they seek on a internet forum.

and what's wrong with that?

[floatingslowly]

I am an ultimately tiresome and sarcastic virtual persona.

the only thing I expect is the forum to appear when I click the appropriate button. 404 errors really chap my ass.

[sonicl]

What do you hope for? That's more interesting to me.

I hope for a reasonable level of maturity and intelligence. I sometimes think I have pegged my hopes too high.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

What do you hope for? That's more interesting to me.

get yr own thread imo.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Every other thread on this forum has become ''there should be this'', '' It used be that'', and endless blah blah blah whinging about mine, your, their, her and his threads.

What do you really expect from an internet forum? Do you live in hope that someone you don't even know very well is going to provide entertainment for you at the click of a mouse and on a daily basis?

Are you one of those people who hides behind some ultimately tiresome and sarcastic virtual persona, but still ends up whinging about the very same things that they think they so stand above?

Do you, seriously, have a life of some sort that is totally independent from what some complete strangers think about it? Do you rely too much on making friendships off a computer monitor? Are you happy? Are you eating properly? Do you mind if someone turns around and tells you that they don't give a shit about you and your problems?

Have you got any issues with being called a twat? Are you lacking affection, so the rest of the world will have to know about it while you're scratching your arse in your sitting room and eating cereals?

Do you act cool or are you cool? Is swa(y) still buying Courtney's knickers off ebay? Did you ever try screaming therapy for your troubles?

after i actually read the questions-- i discovered that some are funny! i parsed them in short paragraphs for user-friendliness.

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

and what's wrong with that?

sometimes communication dont correspond to the individual's expectations and then they get all pissy and whiny.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

get yr own thread imo.

No, I like this one just fine. It's very purdy.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha, cranky porky.

is it that time of the month again?

 

In a fine mood, thank you. I got some ace news on a new job just yesterday. Life couldn't be better right now. What about yourself?

You know what? When you're feeling in your guts that you are trying too hard to be sarcastic, perhaps it's time to stop being sarcastic altogether, innit? That way you win more brownie points.