Shootin Dan's Coverage of the Democratic Race in TX and OH

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 07:11 PM

*graphics courtesy of nytimes.com

...detailed analysis after this short cigarette break...

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 07:26 PM

Hillary's Shotgun Strategy

The former first lady seems to be arming herself at this point in the race with one of these in each hand.

She covers a lot of territory with the scattergun approach, but never stays long enough in one place to really connect with the voters. And despite the tight pair of shots in Dallas attributed to her by the New York Times, Shootin Dan believes that was clearly Bill at the Book Depository with a Carcano.

floatingslowly · 03.03.2008, 07:32 PM

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 07:34 PM

Bill's Super Shorty

When not in Dallas, Slick Willy seems to favor the Mossberg Super Shorty.

Sure, they're great for intimidation - loud as fuck and you can spray some shit up in a hurry - but you're not gonna actually hurt anyone with it unless you're standing close enough to connect with a solid right hook anyway.

floatingslowly · 03.03.2008, 07:44 PM

you own a black trench coat, don't you?

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 07:51 PM

Barack: "Oswald was a fag."

Obama has obviously been putting in a lot of time at the range with the Armalite, and based on his tight groupings in Austin and Cleveland, he's opted for an effecient tactical use of the three-round burst setting.

m1rr0r dash · 03.03.2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you own a black trench coat, don't you?

tennis socks are not the new black trench coat.

floatingslowly · 03.03.2008, 08:35 PM

that's too bad.

they're less conspicuous.

m1rr0r dash · 03.05.2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

better yet-- buy the cd!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fd-MVU4vtU

that totally beats the "yes we can" video, scarlett & all

that's fuckin' awesome! ...does the brother really speak spanish?

!@#$%! · 03.05.2008, 12:27 AM

claro!

m1rr0r dash · 03.05.2008, 12:36 AM

next up: Wyoming on the 8th and Mississippi on the 11th.

!@#$%! · 03.05.2008, 12:41 AM

fucking texas!! wtf is going on there?

pbradley · 03.05.2008, 12:42 AM

Let us all campaign for Obama.

m1rr0r dash · 03.05.2008, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

fucking texas!! wtf is going on there?

Texas primary results

Hillary Clinton ..... 1,432,724 ...... 50.8%
Barack Obama .... 1,336,739 ...... 47.4%

98% reporting | Updated 5:00 AM ET

...ok, so clinton got the popular vote, but the delegates will still be determined by caucus...

Barack Obama .... 20,209† ...... 51.9%
Hillary Clinton ..... 18,689† ...... 48.0%
Uncommitted ........... 32† ........ 0.1%

36% reporting | Updated 4:50 AM ET

†Vote totals are the number of delegates elected to the next level of district conventions in Texas.

Cantankerous · 03.05.2008, 05:19 AM

barack is going DOWN you just wait

m1rr0r dash · 03.05.2008, 05:54 AM

well the numbers above show a photo finish race... for all practical purposes too close to call even after 100% of the districts have reported. 50.8 to 47.4 or 51.9 to 48.0? .......differences smaller than the margin of error...

there's a long way to go between here and the white house, so in the long run you might be right, but i hope not.

Cantankerous · 03.05.2008, 06:08 AM

it's going to be a close one between barack and hilary for the nomination.

screamingskull · 03.05.2008, 06:23 AM

why the hell are people still voting for Hillary? i don't get it!

Cantankerous · 03.05.2008, 06:23 AM

why DIDN'T they vote for ron paul? fourteen delegates? shame.

m1rr0r dash · 03.05.2008, 06:29 AM

who is ron paul?

03.03.2008, 07:11 PM	#1
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	*graphics courtesy of nytimes.com ...detailed analysis after this short cigarette break... __________________
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03.03.2008, 07:26 PM	#2
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	Hillary's Shotgun Strategy The former first lady seems to be arming herself at this point in the race with one of these in each hand. She covers a lot of territory with the scattergun approach, but never stays long enough in one place to really connect with the voters. And despite the tight pair of shots in Dallas attributed to her by the New York Times, Shootin Dan believes that was clearly Bill at the Book Depository with a Carcano. __________________
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03.03.2008, 07:32 PM	#3
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165
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03.03.2008, 07:34 PM	#4
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	Bill's Super Shorty When not in Dallas, Slick Willy seems to favor the Mossberg Super Shorty. Sure, they're great for intimidation - loud as fuck and you can spray some shit up in a hurry - but you're not gonna actually hurt anyone with it unless you're standing close enough to connect with a solid right hook anyway. __________________
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03.03.2008, 07:44 PM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you own a black trench coat, don't you?
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03.03.2008, 07:51 PM	#6
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	Barack: "Oswald was a fag." Obama has obviously been putting in a lot of time at the range with the Armalite, and based on his tight groupings in Austin and Cleveland, he's opted for an effecient tactical use of the three-round burst setting. __________________
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03.03.2008, 08:35 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that's too bad. they're less conspicuous.
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03.05.2008, 12:27 AM	#10
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	claro!
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03.05.2008, 12:36 AM	#11
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	next up: Wyoming on the 8th and Mississippi on the 11th. __________________
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03.05.2008, 12:41 AM	#12
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	fucking texas!! wtf is going on there?
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03.05.2008, 12:42 AM	#13
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Let us all campaign for Obama.
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03.05.2008, 05:19 AM	#15
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	barack is going DOWN you just wait __________________ RETIRED
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03.05.2008, 05:54 AM	#16
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	well the numbers above show a photo finish race... for all practical purposes too close to call even after 100% of the districts have reported. 50.8 to 47.4 or 51.9 to 48.0? .......differences smaller than the margin of error... there's a long way to go between here and the white house, so in the long run you might be right, but i hope not. __________________
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03.05.2008, 06:08 AM	#17
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	it's going to be a close one between barack and hilary for the nomination. __________________ RETIRED
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03.05.2008, 06:23 AM	#18
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	why the hell are people still voting for Hillary? i don't get it!
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03.05.2008, 06:29 AM	#20
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	who is ron paul? __________________
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