[king_buzzo]

Basically, I saw this picture of this girl I like in my year, right, so I completely freaked out because she looks about a million times different than she does in school leaving me like zero chances with her.


fuck, I'm really pissed off and I'm fucking sick of everything that's happening around me right now.


phew, just wanted to get that off me.

[Jouissant]

You worry me.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

 

"ah shit, what the fucks happenin, what the fucks goin on!.... " jules

ahh man, I shot Marvin in the face." vincent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-8mD_BhrU

[Savage Clone]

Well, at least now you know you probably never had a chance...

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

 

"ah shit, what the fucks happenin, what the fucks goin on!" jules

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-8mD_BhrU

thanks for summarizing my whole week

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Well, at least now you know you probably never had a chance...

thats the spirit.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

thanks for summarizing my whole week

that very scene has been confusing those who get my voicemail for weeks now... my absolute favorite.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Basically, I saw this picture of this girl I like in my year, right, so I completely freaked out because she looks about a million times different than she does in school leaving me like zero chances with her.


fuck, I'm really pissed off and I'm fucking sick of everything that's happening around me right now.


phew, just wanted to get that off me.

this thread = not next level

don't be so insecure, dude

[Anngella]

God, I love Pulp Fiction.

[Toilet & Bowels]

buzzo, be realistic and get with an ugly chick.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Basically, I saw this picture of this girl I like in my year, right, so I completely freaked out because she looks about a million times different than she does in school leaving me like zero chances with her.


fuck, I'm really pissed off and I'm fucking sick of everything that's happening around me right now.


phew, just wanted to get that off me.

pussy.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pussy.

that reminds me, what is the legitimate, standard english term for "pussy"?

I have been trying to figure it out for years, but I can not think of one!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

that reminds me, what is the legitimate, standard english term for "pussy"?

I have been trying to figure it out for years, but I can not think of one!

standard english?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8

[✌➬]

!@#$%! has a hard drive full of saved youtube videos.

[Jouissant]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Basically, I saw this picture of this girl I like in my year, right, so I completely freaked out because she looks about a million times different than she does in school leaving me like zero chances with her.


fuck, I'm really pissed off and I'm fucking sick of everything that's happening around me right now.


phew, just wanted to get that off me.

I'm confused. Where did you see this picture? Did you think you had a chance with the photographic image, or the real one; i.e., which was better looking?

You are a bit odd. You were probably defeated to begin with.

[tetatesticle]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

thanks for summarizing my whole week

'I shot marvin in the face'

[gmku]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Basically, I saw this picture of this girl I like in my year, right, so I completely freaked out because she looks about a million times different than she does in school leaving me like zero chances with her.


fuck, I'm really pissed off and I'm fucking sick of everything that's happening around me right now.


phew, just wanted to get that off me.

Johnny Thunders on the stereo and some beers. If no JT, New York Dolls or the Stooges. Volume, ie loudness, is critical. So is getting drunk but not so drunk you puke. Catharthis, man. Then forget about her. If you can't, then more loud music, more alcohol.

Repeat as necessary.

It's happened to the best of us.

[ZEROpumpkins]

If it makes you feel any better Dustin, I'm in the friend zone with every fucking girl I know. The amount of times I've heard "I only like you as a friend" or "You're such a great friend" is more than you've whacked off to porn.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

If it makes you feel any better Dustin, I'm in the friend zone with every fucking girl I know. The amount of times I've heard "I only like you as a friend" or "You're such a great friend" is more than you've whacked off to porn.

well at least you take it like a man instead of whining like a pathetic little bitch cowering in a corner.

really, if you're going to fail (i mean buzzo), please have the dignity to fail spectacularly. go and grope her, get bitchslapped, live to tell, ok? i swear i'd kick your ass if i was within distance. for fucks sakes. dare to be ridiculed for the right reasons.

[ZEROpumpkins]

"Accidentally" fall into her bosom area.