Hahahaha, I found some of my little brother's poetry

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.25.2008, 04:46 PM

My Dad had me come in to his antique shop to fix his laptop today and I've found some priceless gems written by my little brother (he does his schoolwork on this computer apparently)

here's one of them, simply entitled Love Poem

I yearn to follow the path of your love
For I am not worthy of such greatness
I mean it when I say you are my dove
I shall not cross your path for I am less
My day is not complete until the night
For that is when I see your lovely face
I know thhis will end in an awful fight
I mean it when I say tie me in lace
But I know you yearn for my presence
I know that if I left your sight you'd cry
You cross the street to feed the darling pheasants
If I was far, through the air you would fly
It is not only my riches you want
It is not my Olympian physique
But its a certain chemistry that daunts
It is so strong it will never go weak

I like how he says "my olympian physique" (he's super into bodybuilding and reads men's fitness and lives off protein powder and shit- yes this is my same little brother who used to be a little stoner.)

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 07.25.2008, 04:49 PM

oh i see. your "little brother's" poetry eh

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.25.2008, 04:51 PM

There are a million things that I'd rather be bound in than lace.

Rob Instigator · 07.25.2008, 04:52 PM

better than Lil Wayne!

gmku · 07.25.2008, 04:52 PM

How do you think your little brother would feel knowing you're making fun of his poety on the Internet? And you want to teach kids?

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 07.25.2008, 04:57 PM

you are a complete and utter fucking idiot for posting it

gmku · 07.25.2008, 04:58 PM

California, do not give this cruel man a teaching job.

pbradley · 07.25.2008, 04:59 PM

god, I'm glad I shredded all my middle school poetry

Danny Himself · 07.25.2008, 05:00 PM

Riches? Olympian physique? Your brother writes like an eloquent 50 Cent.

gmku · 07.25.2008, 05:00 PM

pbradley: Why, do you have a mean older brother who'd post it on the net and make fun of you for it?

pbradley · 07.25.2008, 05:05 PM

No, because the idea of anyone reading it at all makes me cringe. And I know where my old brothers melancholy poetry is so he wouldn't dare.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.25.2008, 05:40 PM

Usually the things I write are things I sing. So there's nothing to hide with my work.

Derek · 07.25.2008, 06:58 PM

i rip up all my old writings, i probably shouldn't...

07.25.2008, 04:46 PM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	My Dad had me come in to his antique shop to fix his laptop today and I've found some priceless gems written by my little brother (he does his schoolwork on this computer apparently) here's one of them, simply entitled Love Poem I yearn to follow the path of your love For I am not worthy of such greatness I mean it when I say you are my dove I shall not cross your path for I am less My day is not complete until the night For that is when I see your lovely face I know thhis will end in an awful fight I mean it when I say tie me in lace But I know you yearn for my presence I know that if I left your sight you'd cry You cross the street to feed the darling pheasants If I was far, through the air you would fly It is not only my riches you want It is not my Olympian physique But its a certain chemistry that daunts It is so strong it will never go weak I like how he says "my olympian physique" (he's super into bodybuilding and reads men's fitness and lives off protein powder and shit- yes this is my same little brother who used to be a little stoner.)
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07.25.2008, 04:49 PM	#2
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	oh i see. your "little brother's" poetry eh
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07.25.2008, 04:51 PM	#3
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	There are a million things that I'd rather be bound in than lace.
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07.25.2008, 04:52 PM	#4
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	better than Lil Wayne! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.25.2008, 04:52 PM	#5
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	How do you think your little brother would feel knowing you're making fun of his poety on the Internet? And you want to teach kids? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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07.25.2008, 04:57 PM	#6
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	you are a complete and utter fucking idiot for posting it
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07.25.2008, 04:58 PM	#7
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	California, do not give this cruel man a teaching job. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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07.25.2008, 04:59 PM	#8
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	god, I'm glad I shredded all my middle school poetry
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07.25.2008, 05:00 PM	#9
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Riches? Olympian physique? Your brother writes like an eloquent 50 Cent.
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07.25.2008, 05:05 PM	#11
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	No, because the idea of anyone reading it at all makes me cringe. And I know where my old brothers melancholy poetry is so he wouldn't dare.
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07.25.2008, 05:40 PM	#12
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Usually the things I write are things I sing. So there's nothing to hide with my work.
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07.25.2008, 06:58 PM	#13
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	i rip up all my old writings, i probably shouldn't...
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