Thanksgiving Prayer

Danny Himself · 11.27.2008, 06:43 AM

"Thanksgiving Prayer" by William Burroughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I31hQ8TrT5M

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.

Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.
Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind the
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.27.2008, 07:18 AM

I hope all Americans burn in hell!

Danny Himself · 11.27.2008, 07:33 AM

More like Americunts! AM I RITE?

atsonicpark · 11.27.2008, 12:54 PM

Burroughs for the win.

demonrail666 · 11.27.2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt g

Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?

Honestly? Yes.

floatingslowly · 11.27.2008, 01:03 PM

ITT: people without pie.

pbradley · 11.27.2008, 01:15 PM

BAH, HUMBUG!

Oh wait, too early.

✌➬ · 11.27.2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Honestly? Yes.

Sorry, this made me laugh.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.27.2008, 01:28 PM

America is evil. Americans are generally good people. The truest crime of American history, is the ability of a few wicked and vile people to control the minds of the masses, and perpetrate the great evils of American history, which shall remain unnamed at this time, be we all know of them well..

Americans rise up from your sleep and slumber, praise the Savior in true love of all humanity, for He is a good lover of Mankind, and makes it to rain upon the wicked and the just alike...

I am thankful that there are still millions and billions of bright souls left in the world, to do spiritual battle against the forces of evil and apathy which plague the earth with selfish destruction and sufferation!

✌➬ · 11.27.2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

America is evil. Americans are generally good people. The truest crime of American history, is the ability of a few wicked and vile people to control the minds of the masses, and perpetrate the great evils of American history, which shall remain unnamed at this time, be we all know of them well..

Are we talking about the illuminati?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.27.2008, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

Are we talking about the illuminati?

shhh.. the beast will find the keyword.

ahem.. (clears throat)

I am talking about the Mormons of course! (cover)

✌➬ · 11.27.2008, 01:41 PM

Mormons are nice people, now run along and play nice with the other kids, till dinner is ready.

pbradley · 11.27.2008, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

America is evil.

shentov · 11.27.2008, 01:43 PM

burroughs is a rad american.
many of the US people who post here are rad too.
i hate to say things in general, i've always hated that 'burn all americans' type of hype.
so whats on the average american? or the average bulgarian, kosovar, englishman, etc.
i don't even have the sweet opportunity to curse on US president.

PS but you people should've given Ron Paul a chance.

pbradley · 11.27.2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shentov

PS but you people should've given Ron Paul a chance.

Yeah, letting American megacorporations define foreign policy is a great idea.

Also an outdated policy to the economy.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.27.2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

I love to see pictures of good ol white kids hating america, it is much better then the usual

Danny Himself · 11.27.2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt g

Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call us cunts, you tea-swilling-lady-men. If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German! Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles...”

Hahahah are you serious?!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.27.2008, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Hahahah are you serious?!

I hope not.. I wonder if he realizes that a good deal of the current American government is NAZI influenced? Right down to german speaking police dogs!

Danny Himself · 11.27.2008, 02:18 PM

Same. At first I thought he was being ironic, but then it got past the point of no return when he got to talking about the Russian Empire (???)..

uhler · 11.27.2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

I hope not.. I wonder if he realizes that a good deal of the current American government is NAZI influenced? Right down to german speaking police dogs!

weren't we only a few votes away from being a german speaking country when this country was founded?

edit: i was wrong. it was just some german settlers wanting german text in some newspapers that got voted down. damn high school german class for their lies.

11.27.2008, 06:43 AM	#1
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	"Thanksgiving Prayer" by William Burroughs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I31hQ8TrT5M Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts. Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison. Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum of challenge and danger. Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot. Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes. Thanks for the American dream, To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through. Thanks for the KKK. For nigger-killin' lawmen, feelin' their notches. For decent church-goin' women, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces. Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers. Thanks for laboratory AIDS. Thanks for Prohibition and the war against drugs. Thanks for a country where nobody's allowed to mind the own business. Thanks for a nation of finks. Yes, thanks for all the memories-- all right let's see your arms! You always were a headache and you always were a bore. Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	I hope all Americans burn in hell!
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11.27.2008, 07:33 AM	#3
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	More like Americunts! AM I RITE?
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Burroughs for the win. __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ITT: people without pie.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	BAH, HUMBUG! Oh wait, too early.
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11.27.2008, 01:28 PM	#9
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	America is evil. Americans are generally good people. The truest crime of American history, is the ability of a few wicked and vile people to control the minds of the masses, and perpetrate the great evils of American history, which shall remain unnamed at this time, be we all know of them well.. Americans rise up from your sleep and slumber, praise the Savior in true love of all humanity, for He is a good lover of Mankind, and makes it to rain upon the wicked and the just alike... I am thankful that there are still millions and billions of bright souls left in the world, to do spiritual battle against the forces of evil and apathy which plague the earth with selfish destruction and sufferation! __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Mormons are nice people, now run along and play nice with the other kids, till dinner is ready.
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11.27.2008, 01:43 PM	#14
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	burroughs is a rad american. many of the US people who post here are rad too. i hate to say things in general, i've always hated that 'burn all americans' type of hype. so whats on the average american? or the average bulgarian, kosovar, englishman, etc. i don't even have the sweet opportunity to curse on US president. PS but you people should've given Ron Paul a chance. __________________
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11.27.2008, 02:18 PM	#19
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Same. At first I thought he was being ironic, but then it got past the point of no return when he got to talking about the Russian Empire (???)..
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