Does your cat make any sense at all?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 12:06 PM

I mean seriously, sometimes my cat is ridiculous. I often think that I taught him to much Amharic, and myself not enough, because I can never make any sense of this asshole I swear.. He is like a datura trip, joyful and yet bitterly confusing.

I have this other cat, I have had for 12 years now, and she is perfect, she knows everything, more than me even.. but this one is new, and now he is full grown big ass cat, and he makes absolutely no sense sometimes..

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 12:11 PM

ploesj · 12.04.2008, 12:26 PM

my cats beg for hugging at all wrong times, when i'm in a hurry. they couldn't care less when i'm relaxed and in a sofa, covered with a huge soft blanket.

floatingslowly · 12.04.2008, 12:28 PM

my cat worships me.

makes perfect sense.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

my cat worships me.

makes perfect sense.

watch out, its subterfuge.

mangajunky · 12.04.2008, 01:02 PM

My cat is cool and intelligent. He knows what is best in life and tries to remind me of it whenever he can. He's never vengeful and always respectful.
And he plays a mean game of fetch...when he feels like it.

barnaclelapse · 12.04.2008, 01:40 PM

I'm pretty sure our main house cat (we have several who come and go) was at one time a woman who had a curse put on her by a witch or some such thing.

She's just...so damn weird.

StevOK · 12.04.2008, 03:33 PM

My cat puntured my toe this morning. That's what I get for being as tall as my bed when there's a crazy wildcat hybrid running around in my apartment.

akprodr · 12.04.2008, 03:44 PM

They're cats. What did you expect?

(says the dog owner)

greedrex · 12.04.2008, 05:43 PM

not this one:

nad he not that one either:

atsonicpark · 12.04.2008, 07:08 PM

Cats meow a lot. That means they're hungry, want attention, or are cold. If they purr, they're happy.

That's all you need to know.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Cats meow a lot. That means they're hungry, want attention, or are cold. If they purr, they're happy.

That's all you need to know.

oh that shit I is simple, I was thinking more on philosophical terms.

atsonicpark · 12.04.2008, 08:30 PM

Oh.

Cats are weird then.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Oh.

Cats are weird then.

yes, that is was my conclusion. In fact, I think I often tell my cat how weird he is and yell "ebd neh!" (Crazy You-Are!)

schizophrenicroom · 12.04.2008, 09:17 PM

my cat sits on his ass, legs sprawled open, paw cupping his genitals. i'm not kidding.

shentov · 12.05.2008, 08:29 AM

i have a cat for a month or so, he's absolutely adorable, bu sometimes makes me really confused, like sleeps all day and then when me and my girl go to bed he starts to meow and bang on the door begging for attention at crazy hours, fights like mad with every weird object, etc.
but hey it's a cat! i absolutely love it, and getting it's one of the best decisions i've made recently.
His name is Yoda.

floatingslowly · 12.05.2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

watch out, its subterfuge.

Bastet holds court in my house's pantheon.

StevOK · 12.05.2008, 09:59 PM

This is a picture of our cat that Carley took this morning:

She's carayyyyzy.

Pookie · 12.05.2008, 10:03 PM

The cat next door hasn't responded to the regular soakings I've given it to "discourage" it from hanging round our bird feeder.

I'm going to try kicking it from now on.

pbradley · 12.05.2008, 10:14 PM

Sup guys.

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barnaclelapse the destroyed room Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Waverly, Virginia Posts: 577	I'm pretty sure our main house cat (we have several who come and go) was at one time a woman who had a curse put on her by a witch or some such thing. She's just...so damn weird.
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akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	They're cats. What did you expect? (says the dog owner) __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Cats meow a lot. That means they're hungry, want attention, or are cold. If they purr, they're happy. That's all you need to know. __________________
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shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	i have a cat for a month or so, he's absolutely adorable, bu sometimes makes me really confused, like sleeps all day and then when me and my girl go to bed he starts to meow and bang on the door begging for attention at crazy hours, fights like mad with every weird object, etc. but hey it's a cat! i absolutely love it, and getting it's one of the best decisions i've made recently. His name is Yoda. __________________
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StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	This is a picture of our cat that Carley took this morning: She's carayyyyzy. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	The cat next door hasn't responded to the regular soakings I've given it to "discourage" it from hanging round our bird feeder. I'm going to try kicking it from now on.
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