i kissed a girl and she farted

jon boy · 12.19.2008, 08:39 PM

it smelt a bit like crabstick.

Toilet & Bowels · 12.19.2008, 08:48 PM

there's a lot worse things a fart can smell of, dead animals for example

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.19.2008, 08:54 PM

I do believe this is a sign of intense sexual arousal in some cultures...that I want no part of.

jon boy · 12.19.2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

there's a lot worse things a fart can smell of, dead animals for example

crab sticks are dead animal, in essence.

EVOLghost · 12.19.2008, 09:30 PM

Are you serious>?~

MellySingsDoom · 12.19.2008, 09:41 PM

"I Kissed A Girl And She Farted" by Katy Perry? Could this be the start of Guffcore??

greedrex · 12.20.2008, 04:37 AM

ha ha

greedrex · 12.20.2008, 04:37 AM

indie fart
fartpop

foxforce5 · 12.20.2008, 04:42 AM

At least she's honest.

atsonicpark · 12.20.2008, 08:38 AM

Sometimes I eat my girlfriend out and when she cums she farts.

atsonicpark · 12.20.2008, 08:38 AM

and no, not a queef. She farts at the same time as orgasming. It's kinda sweet.

greedrex · 12.20.2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Sometimes I eat my girlfriend out and when she cums she farts.

nice!

demonrail666 · 12.20.2008, 12:35 PM

thanks for sharing

!@#$%! · 12.20.2008, 12:38 PM

you probably pumped too much air into this "girl" of yours

greedrex · 12.20.2008, 02:43 PM

this is even better than the ass fingering episode. Adam you're the best. More of this please. "ENTERTAIN US!!!"

noisereductions · 12.20.2008, 03:11 PM

Does anyone else wonder if Adam's gf trolls on here?

greedrex · 12.20.2008, 04:05 PM

i heard she does. not troll, but lurk and post at times. ha ha.

atsonicpark · 12.20.2008, 07:42 PM

She has posted a few times on here, yeah.

Oh well.

blunderbuss · 12.22.2008, 10:57 AM

when will you share precious moments?

12.19.2008, 08:39 PM	#1
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	there's a lot worse things a fart can smell of, dead animals for example
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I do believe this is a sign of intense sexual arousal in some cultures...that I want no part of. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Are you serious>?~
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12.19.2008, 09:41 PM	#6
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12.20.2008, 04:37 AM	#8
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	indie fart fartpop __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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12.20.2008, 12:35 PM	#13
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	you probably pumped too much air into this "girl" of yours
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12.20.2008, 02:43 PM	#15
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	this is even better than the ass fingering episode. Adam you're the best. More of this please. "ENTERTAIN US!!!" __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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12.20.2008, 04:05 PM	#17
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	i heard she does. not troll, but lurk and post at times. ha ha. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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12.20.2008, 07:42 PM	#18
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	She has posted a few times on here, yeah. Oh well. __________________
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12.22.2008, 10:57 AM	#19
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