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my work got a phone call at one in the morning asking if the delivery guy could come over and kill a roach. she said she would give me fifty bucks. so i rode my bike over there and after a bit i found the roach and killed it. i, also, found a dildo under her bed while searching for the roach. i made a hundred and fifty six dollars last night.
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good work
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i'm a damn pro at killing those guys.
i even have 4 different ways of torturing them using only a double-ply paper towel.
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impossible. 2.75 maybe. no way you got 4.
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Congratulations. How did it taste?
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You said they paid you $50 to kill the roach? SO how did you make a hundr.... Oh, wait, I get it!
WAIT, NO, NOW I GET IT!!!!
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did you dress as a cop? if so, it's just like that movie sonny!
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Tell us more Uhler
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No one has asked the most important question. Was she hot?
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she had a bayside cd. that speaks for itself. |
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ok. i went back to my work and drank some water and hung out until after 2 am. then i rode two miles home and went to bed. |
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Ah, I knew this story would get interesting!
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you should have killed PAPA ROACH instead. bah.
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Suffocating, no breathing. Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
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Cut my food into pieces. This is my plastic fork. Starvation, no eating, don't give a fuck if I cut my mouth teething.
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Cut my meal into slices
This is my last clean fork Suffocation No brown sauce Don't give a fuck if I bite my tounge eating This is my last clean fork Cut my cake into pieces I've reached my last big slice Suffocation No whipped cream Don't give a fuck if I rot my teeth eating Do you even care if I eat everything Would it be wrong Would it be right If I finished those chips tonight Chances are dinomite All the food outta sight And I'm contemplating suicide 'cause I'm losing my food Losing the fight Wish somebody would give me a bite Losing my food Losing the fight Wish somebody would give me a bite I never realized i'd spread too little Till it was too late And I was empty within Hungry Feeding on fruit bars And hunting in the bin Downward spiral where do I begin It all started when I lost my stash No food for myself And no food for any others Searching to find chips in a higher cupboard Finding nothing but questions and revels 'cause I'm losing my food Losing the fight Wish somebody would give me a bite Losing my food Losing the fight Wish somebody would give me a bite Vegatables aren't right But fruit is fine I'm waddling in search I'm waddling I'm waddling I'm waddling I'm waddling I can't go on eating these foods Cut my turkey into pieces This is my last clean fork Suffocation No gravy Don't give a fuck if I stabbed my mouth eating Would it be wrong Would it be right If I finished the milk tonight Chances are that If i shite Everyone will be outta sight And I'm contemplating salad meals 'cause I'm losing my food Losing the fight Wish somebody would give me a bite Losing my food Losing the fight Wish somebody would give me a bite Veggie's aren't right Cake will do fine I'm waddling and crying I can't go on eating this way Can't take anymore Eating this way But fruit'll do fine |
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shiiiiiiiiiit
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you people know yr avant-rock awright
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