most ridiculous reason you called in to work

atsonicpark · 07.31.2009, 07:47 PM

Not the most ridiculous EXCUSE.

But the most ridiculous reason you decided to call in to work.

...About 2 years ago, I was completely obsessed with strategy-rpg game Disgaea 2. I was so into the game that hours and hours would pass without me even noticing. One time I was in the item world and I didn't have any way to get out and save and I still had a good 30 floors to go and there's no way I'd be able to finish it before I went to work... so I called into work. I spent the whole night playing Disgaea 2 and enjoying life.

In fact, I'll go so far as to say, even if I haven't done ANYTHING, not going to work has always been awesome. Even if I just stay home and sleep... it always rules.

viewtiful_alan · 07.31.2009, 07:49 PM

I totalled another amp, so I called in sick

Toilet & Bowels · 07.31.2009, 08:00 PM

my boss calls in sick two or three days every month, it's put me off doing it unless i am genuinely ill

pbradley · 07.31.2009, 08:16 PM

The first time I missed work, I didn't even call in. I think I spent the time sleeping in my car and hanging out with my unemployed friend.

The pay just wasn't worth the hassle (the job was very labor intensive) that day.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 08:39 PM

so I could masturbate to the lesbians making out on the Howard Stern Show.

"I'll be there at about 10 though."

terriblecanyons · 07.31.2009, 08:39 PM

I called in sick so I could eat pizza and watch the Producers.

At 8 in the morning.

EVOLghost · 07.31.2009, 08:41 PM

umm....hmmm no idea. Adam...that is a great fucking story though. I once called off of work to go to a short story reading....funny thing is that I ended up not going and just getting really high.

wellcharge · 07.31.2009, 08:42 PM

i guess it when i skipped to watch huckleberry finn on tcm, i just had the tv on while i was getting dressed and i was like........this movie looks good, my work is not good so fuck i'm not going to miss the conclusion for fckin value village

Magic Wheel Memory · 07.31.2009, 08:43 PM

One time I called in sick because I was feeling sick.

Diesel · 07.31.2009, 08:46 PM

I remember feigning illness back in school to play Dizzy all day.

Can't afford to pull sickies nuw.

Diesel · 07.31.2009, 09:08 PM

I used to skip college alot like, due to hangovers n whatnot. Sometimes i'd make it there and end up finding an empty cubicle in the toilets for a kip...

artsygrrl · 07.31.2009, 09:17 PM

I called in sick once because I hated the kids in the class I had to teach that day. Fuck 'em. Let the sub deal with it.

Dead-Air · 07.31.2009, 09:20 PM

Lost my virginity for the second time. I'm not exactly making that up either...

ALIEN ANAL · 07.31.2009, 09:26 PM

My friend had died from cancer..

oh wait that actually did happen but i was treated like it was a ridiculous reason!

artsygrrl · 07.31.2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

but but but...bad kids are the BEST!

if i was ever a elem. school teacher, id hope id have the worst kids in the world. bad kids make me laugh. maybe i wouldnt be a good teacher. <haha, but then again such a thing rarely exists these days.

haha, that's true, at times. I'm an art teacher so my kids are rarely "bad". I truly love my students most of the time. But you would not believe how "bad" kids can change the dynamics of the classroom. Ya better get them under your thumb QUICK or they will eat you alive.

ALIEN ANAL · 07.31.2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

haha, that's true. I'm an art teacher so my kids are rarely "bad". I truly love my students most of the time. But you would not believe how "bad" kids can change the dynamics of the classroom. Ya better get them under your thumb QUICK or they will eat you alive.

Hey thats a pretty neat job!

Are you a proper qualified art teacher or is it just a sort side thing?

I use to teach after school art classes to about 10 primary school kids aged from 6-12. So much fun

phoenix · 07.31.2009, 09:39 PM

I'm fairly sure I've only ever called in work sick because I actually was sick..

Dead-Air · 07.31.2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

I'm fairly sure I've only ever called in work sick because I actually was sick..

That is ridiculous! You win!

phoenix · 07.31.2009, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

haha, that's true, at times. I'm an art teacher so my kids are rarely "bad". I truly love my students most of the time. But you would not believe how "bad" kids can change the dynamics of the classroom. Ya better get them under your thumb QUICK or they will eat you alive.

My long term goal (one of them) is to teach 10->12 art classses, and that is a massive fear of mine. I dont actually have a real problem with jerk kids, but I still struggle with the concept of how I'd go about making the class fulfilling in some way for EVERYONE in the room.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 09:48 PM

with all this talk about bad kids, I'd like to go on the record as saying that it's been AT LEAST 14 years since I've called in sick for bullshit and almost 2 hours since I've last masturbated. you can quote me on that.

07.31.2009, 07:47 PM	#1
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Not the most ridiculous EXCUSE. But the most ridiculous reason you decided to call in to work. ...About 2 years ago, I was completely obsessed with strategy-rpg game Disgaea 2. I was so into the game that hours and hours would pass without me even noticing. One time I was in the item world and I didn't have any way to get out and save and I still had a good 30 floors to go and there's no way I'd be able to finish it before I went to work... so I called into work. I spent the whole night playing Disgaea 2 and enjoying life. In fact, I'll go so far as to say, even if I haven't done ANYTHING, not going to work has always been awesome. Even if I just stay home and sleep... it always rules. __________________
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07.31.2009, 07:49 PM	#2
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	I totalled another amp, so I called in sick __________________
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07.31.2009, 08:00 PM	#3
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,226	my boss calls in sick two or three days every month, it's put me off doing it unless i am genuinely ill
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07.31.2009, 08:16 PM	#4
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	The first time I missed work, I didn't even call in. I think I spent the time sleeping in my car and hanging out with my unemployed friend. The pay just wasn't worth the hassle (the job was very labor intensive) that day.
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07.31.2009, 08:39 PM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	so I could masturbate to the lesbians making out on the Howard Stern Show. "I'll be there at about 10 though."
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07.31.2009, 08:39 PM	#6
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I called in sick so I could eat pizza and watch the Producers. At 8 in the morning.
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07.31.2009, 08:41 PM	#7
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	umm....hmmm no idea. Adam...that is a great fucking story though. I once called off of work to go to a short story reading....funny thing is that I ended up not going and just getting really high.
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07.31.2009, 08:42 PM	#8
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i guess it when i skipped to watch huckleberry finn on tcm, i just had the tv on while i was getting dressed and i was like........this movie looks good, my work is not good so fuck i'm not going to miss the conclusion for fckin value village
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07.31.2009, 08:43 PM	#9
Magic Wheel Memory the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Nowhere, NJ Posts: 836	One time I called in sick because I was feeling sick. __________________ www.myspace.com/infinityad
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07.31.2009, 08:46 PM	#10
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 570	I remember feigning illness back in school to play Dizzy all day. Can't afford to pull sickies nuw.
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07.31.2009, 09:08 PM	#11
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 570	I used to skip college alot like, due to hangovers n whatnot. Sometimes i'd make it there and end up finding an empty cubicle in the toilets for a kip...
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07.31.2009, 09:17 PM	#12
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	I called in sick once because I hated the kids in the class I had to teach that day. Fuck 'em. Let the sub deal with it.
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07.31.2009, 09:20 PM	#13
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Lost my virginity for the second time. I'm not exactly making that up either... __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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07.31.2009, 09:26 PM	#14
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	My friend had died from cancer.. oh wait that actually did happen but i was treated like it was a ridiculous reason! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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07.31.2009, 09:39 PM	#17
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I'm fairly sure I've only ever called in work sick because I actually was sick.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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07.31.2009, 09:48 PM	#20
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	with all this talk about bad kids, I'd like to go on the record as saying that it's been AT LEAST 14 years since I've called in sick for bullshit and almost 2 hours since I've last masturbated. you can quote me on that.
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