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Old 09.07.2009, 08:58 PM   #1
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and what was the last thing you stole?
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Old 09.07.2009, 09:15 PM   #2
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primarily just online media movies/music/pdfs of books/etc
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Old 09.07.2009, 09:17 PM   #3
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Old 09.07.2009, 09:30 PM   #4
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I stole a minutemen ep yesterday. I feel kinda bad, but it fell out of the security thingy and cost 9 bucks!
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Old 09.07.2009, 09:48 PM   #5
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I stole some toys when I was little, ha
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:00 PM   #6
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The hearts of all of the SYG womens.
i never had a heart in the first place



countless bottles of alcohol (this being the last thing i stole and will continue to do so)
shittons of spraypaint
clothes when i was younger
shit out of people's yards
street signs and other signs
traffic cones
records when i was younger
my dad's mercedes when i was 15 or 16 which i promptly proceeded to wreck
illegally downloading music every day
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:12 PM   #7
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i never had a heart in the first place

Call it what you will. Your undying affection. Your lust.
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:13 PM   #8
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street signs and other signs

I was going to steal some of these once, then I chickened out
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:14 PM   #9
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I was going to steal some of these once, then I chickened out
it's the easiest thing in the entire world as long as no cops drive by
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:15 PM   #10
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haha, how do you get the signs out of the ground or off the pole or whatever they are on?
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:17 PM   #11
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unscrew them from the pole with the appropriate tools

usually a monkey wrench.
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:18 PM   #12
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Probz a 5mm wrench.
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:18 PM   #13
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Actually, 10mm. 5mm would be crazy.
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:20 PM   #14
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I've stolen lots of petty stuff a long time ago. It was fun until I got caught.
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:21 PM   #15
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Actually, 10mm. 5mm would be crazy.
yeah that'll do it


or you could just go gung ho and saw the whole fuckin' thing down.
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:21 PM   #16
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unscrew them from the pole with the appropriate tools

usually a monkey wrench.

I see, nice! I gotta put that on my to do list
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Old 09.07.2009, 10:23 PM   #17
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Old 09.08.2009, 04:06 AM   #18
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a packet of bacon when I was a starving grommet (actually, several packets)

oh yeah, cheese
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Old 09.08.2009, 06:21 AM   #19
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I am not a crook!

However, I went through a rather daring patch in college that I'm not particularly proud of when I thought nothing of five-finger discounts from the department store where I worked. I worked in the men's department and as a stock boy. I'd cop shirts, jackets, cologne, sweaters, ties. Even took a pair of koss headphones from the stereo dept once. Easy as shit. Usually just walked out with them the nights I worked stock because it was my job to sweep up and so I was the last one left in the place. No guards, no cameras. Even though I wore the clothes to work, nobody was ever the wiser.

The day I stopped was the day the men's manager looked long and hard at the shirt I was wearing and said, "I don't remember you getting that. When'd you get that?" I just said, "Last Saturday. You were here. Don't you remember?"

That might have been it for me except that a few days later the guy was fired for poor "inventory control."

But that was my sign to stop. That shook me up enough that I never stole there or anywhere else since.
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Old 09.08.2009, 07:24 AM   #20
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Last thing I stole were a couple of albums at some geezers homeparty.
Dinosaur Jr. - Beyond and a Some Girls cd, those were the only two decent albums in his collection.
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