10 things/people/situations you'd happily see the back of

pbradley · 10.20.2009, 03:21 PM

unemployed, living at home -----> a steady job doing something I like paying for an flat in San Francisco and everything else

jon boy · 10.20.2009, 03:28 PM

fox news -------} kittens playing with balls of string.

pbradley · 10.20.2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

fox news -------} kittens playing with balls of string.

Here you go, sort of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKPp4j-YQ00

Glice · 10.20.2009, 03:33 PM

- Jamie Oliver replaced with a pot plant (sort immaterial)
- Cyclist's lycra replaced with a looser more befitting fabric (tweed, perhaps?)
- Awkward silences replaced with a round of high-fives.
- Social commentary beginning, 'What's the deal with...' replaced with silence/ high-fives (as appropriate)
- The personnel of the Australian cricket team replaced with that of the Dutch cricket team.
- 'Trendy' classical concerts replaced with good ones.
- The last thing in the fridge at party being cider replaced with an endless supply of port at all parties.
- My Sunday ritual of hyperactive children complaining of being bored replaced with enough sleep, a lack of hangover and the lovely kids who inhabited the shits a few years ago.
- Doing jobs for money replaced with being awesome for money (ergo, redressing my bank balance).
- Exorbitant wine bars replaced with decent ale houses (because there really aren't a million of those here [lies])

jon boy · 10.20.2009, 03:37 PM

people who work at mobile phone shops --------> shimmering tubes of pink and blue neon.

notyourfiend · 10.20.2009, 03:48 PM

working alone from home at a jesus-y organization being given no direction --> working flexible hours in an warehouse office employed amongst young budding artists who would go out to dive bars with me after work

kindles --> literacy

nicfit · 10.20.2009, 03:56 PM

Berlusconi-> almost everything less dangerous
Porto Marghera-> more Venice
Bad clubs and palasports for concerts-> a fuckin auditorium, thanks
hd->ssd
tft->spva
ink->laser

knox · 10.20.2009, 06:36 PM

starbucks - real coffee

EVOLghost · 10.20.2009, 06:39 PM

homework------>no homework.

jon boy · 10.21.2009, 11:28 AM

www.----------> xxx.

Genteel Death · 10.21.2009, 11:54 AM

Anngella · 10.21.2009, 04:01 PM

My farts --> millions of dollars

nicfit · 10.21.2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

My farts --> millions of dollars

move to japan and this will become real.

pbradley · 10.21.2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

kindles --> literacy

My box full of supplemental reading handouts ---> a kindle

Glice · 10.21.2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

My box full of supplemental reading handouts ---> a kindle

Oh, God yes. I've actually told people to e-mail me .pdfs, but still they print it out for one and all and it still gets lost in the milieu of paper exorbitance that is my room.

!@#$%! · 10.21.2009, 05:18 PM

bouts of depression --> chocolate addiction

terriblecanyons · 10.21.2009, 05:19 PM

every instance of procrastination in my life replaced with playing chess on a roller coaster

Glice · 10.21.2009, 05:20 PM

Circular irony ---> pellucidity, anti-tendentiousness.

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10.20.2009, 03:28 PM	#4
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	fox news -------} kittens playing with balls of string. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	people who work at mobile phone shops --------> shimmering tubes of pink and blue neon. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.20.2009, 03:48 PM	#8
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	working alone from home at a jesus-y organization being given no direction --> working flexible hours in an warehouse office employed amongst young budding artists who would go out to dive bars with me after work kindles --> literacy __________________
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10.20.2009, 03:56 PM	#9
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Berlusconi-> almost everything less dangerous Porto Marghera-> more Venice Bad clubs and palasports for concerts-> a fuckin auditorium, thanks hd->ssd tft->spva ink->laser __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.20.2009, 06:36 PM	#10
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	starbucks - real coffee __________________
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10.20.2009, 06:39 PM	#11
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	homework------>no homework.
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10.21.2009, 11:28 AM	#12
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	www.----------> xxx. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.21.2009, 11:54 AM	#13
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	....
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10.21.2009, 04:01 PM	#14
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	My farts --> millions of dollars __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.21.2009, 05:18 PM	#18
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	bouts of depression --> chocolate addiction
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10.21.2009, 05:19 PM	#19
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	every instance of procrastination in my life replaced with playing chess on a roller coaster
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