Funny conversation between my Dad and I today

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.28.2006, 06:23 PM

*my Dad lets out a fart*
Me: Your disgusting
Dad: For farting?
Me: Yeah. Why did Mom marry you?
Dad: Because I got her pregnant

Now, I have known this as long as I remember, but the way he said it today was just hilarious to me. I think it was because I wasn't expecting an answer.

BTW, I'm not a near-bastard child, it is my brother.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 06.28.2006, 06:25 PM

HaydenAsche · 06.28.2006, 10:14 PM

I'm a bastard.

schizophrenicroom · 06.28.2006, 10:15 PM

Haha.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 06.28.2006, 10:19 PM

i like yr dads sense of humor

Gookid · 06.28.2006, 10:27 PM

Poignant with a bit of sadness.

atari 2600 · 06.28.2006, 10:30 PM

Julian = Bud Bundy

fishmonkey · 06.29.2006, 10:25 AM

that is fuckin Hillarious, my Dad says the maddest of things also, he just blurts em out without thinking (thats where i get it from) and then after he says it there's a room full of shocked people looking at him for an explaination, he's such a funny man and he dont even know it.

Tokolosh · 06.29.2006, 10:28 AM

Shotgun weddings are nasty!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.29.2006, 10:32 AM

Well, he wanted to marry her before he got her pregnant. He asked her to elope, and she didn't want to.

Tokolosh · 06.29.2006, 10:37 AM

That's funny 'cause they always say that.

screamingskull · 06.29.2006, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturnine

me too. high five.

me three, even higher five.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 06.29.2006, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamingskull

me three, even higher five.

me four, even higherest five!

porkmarras · 06.29.2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Well, he wanted to marry her before he got her pregnant. He asked her to elope, and she didn't want to.

By the look of your threads and posts i would have opted for abortion.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.29.2006, 11:24 AM

Yeah, my parents should have flown to England and aborted you. They still can. We want post-natal abortion on demand now!

DemonBox · 06.29.2006, 01:01 PM

Sounds like something from a sit-com.

porkmarras · 06.29.2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Yeah, my parents should have flown to England and aborted you. They still can. We want post-natal abortion on demand now!

It's a shame that you are still breathing.

RdTv · 06.29.2006, 01:12 PM

Aww..look, you two are becoming friends.....thats so nice....remind me to pick up some peace lilly's and some patchouli oils...

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.29.2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

It's a shame that you are still breathing.

Meh, I'm one step up the evolutionary ladder from you, I breath through my nose. Once you learn how to do that, I'll probably have evolved past the need for such a silly notion. Breathing, hah!

porkmarras · 06.29.2006, 01:40 PM

06.28.2006, 06:23 PM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	my Dad lets out a fart Me: Your disgusting Dad: For farting? Me: Yeah. Why did Mom marry you? Dad: Because I got her pregnant Now, I have known this as long as I remember, but the way he said it today was just hilarious to me. I think it was because I wasn't expecting an answer. BTW, I'm not a near-bastard child, it is my brother.
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06.28.2006, 06:25 PM	#2
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06.28.2006, 10:14 PM	#3
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I'm a bastard. __________________ rip
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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Haha. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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06.28.2006, 10:19 PM	#5
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i like yr dads sense of humor
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06.28.2006, 10:27 PM	#6
Gookid children of satan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 301	Poignant with a bit of sadness. __________________ . "Yeah...Assblaster [really] sucks. [Down with] that guy." -Assblaster "Yes, I am a fag. Thanks for noticing!" --HaydenAsche
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06.28.2006, 10:30 PM	#7
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	Julian = Bud Bundy
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06.29.2006, 10:25 AM	#8
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	that is fuckin Hillarious, my Dad says the maddest of things also, he just blurts em out without thinking (thats where i get it from) and then after he says it there's a room full of shocked people looking at him for an explaination, he's such a funny man and he dont even know it. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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06.29.2006, 10:28 AM	#9
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Shotgun weddings are nasty! __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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06.29.2006, 10:32 AM	#10
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Well, he wanted to marry her before he got her pregnant. He asked her to elope, and she didn't want to.
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06.29.2006, 10:37 AM	#11
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	That's funny 'cause they always say that. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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06.29.2006, 11:24 AM	#15
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Yeah, my parents should have flown to England and aborted you. They still can. We want post-natal abortion on demand now!
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06.29.2006, 01:01 PM	#16
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	Sounds like something from a sit-com.
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RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Aww..look, you two are becoming friends.....thats so nice....remind me to pick up some peace lilly's and some patchouli oils...
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