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02.26.2010, 12:28 AM
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post things you have heard people say when they thought no one was listening.
yesterday: 'do you want to just do me right here, it will be $50 cheaper here' - a woman to a man in the street.
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02.26.2010, 07:04 AM
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usually I try to block it out, rather than listen in..
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02.26.2010, 07:46 AM
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I remember as a child overhearing two women talking about going to choose children from an orphanage. Apparently you could "pick your own". Even at such a young age I remember being shocked at the blasé way they were discussing adopting a child.
It was a few years later that I realised I used to mix up the words "orphanage" and "orchard". If I sent that story to Take A Break I could get fifty quid. It's yours for nothing. |
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02.26.2010, 07:56 AM
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Woman: Suck my dick!
Man: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02.26.2010, 08:03 AM
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Man: so, my girlfriend shove her finger in my butt the other day and it felt amazing
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02.26.2010, 08:08 AM
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Oh god, I was cumming DIAMONDS
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02.26.2010, 08:17 AM
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Was it Madonna and Angelina Jolie? |
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02.26.2010, 09:41 AM
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Girl (talking on cell phone, angrily): If you want to see my boobs, it'll be $10. (Inaudible) That's right, $5 a boob.
I heard this yesterday at the cafeteria in my dorm. Pretty much everyone heard this shit.
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02.26.2010, 09:44 AM
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that's kinda cheap. guys will pay a lot more to see boobs.
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02.26.2010, 11:12 AM
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Guess that depends on the guy and the boobs. I've stopped paying to see 'em partly because I ain't got no job and partly because the boob viewing establishments around here suck. I'm thinking of cashing in air miles and going to look at boobs (and other female anatomy) in Anchorage. Could end up cheaping than someplace around here. Oh, and I never get to overhear any good conversations in my extremely limited sphere of interactions. I am working on seeing some boobs for free around here but that is also hard if ya ain't got no job.
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