[atari 2600]

 

Scientific classification
Kingdom:Animalia
Phylum:Chordata
Class:Mammalia
Order:Primates
Family:Hominidae
Genus:Emo
Type or Species:Emo Kid

Natural Habitat
It is difficult to observe the Emo Kid in his natural habitat, for they tend to be in secluded spots, often in the dark. The darkness results from their inability to focus on mundane tasks, such as changing a lightbulb, due to a perpetually depressed state often accompanied by tears. The darkness is justified commonly with the phrase "The black of the room resonates with the searing blackness of my soul".

Identification and Physical Characteristics
Among some, it is easy to confuse the Emo Kid from the similar species the punk or the goth, due to the similarity of their respective plamage, but noted differences help to make identification are easy enough to spot. An Emo Kid usually has a distinctive hair pattern, generally straight, and often covering the eyes. Look for attempted slash marks on the Emo Kid's wrist. Perpetual crying is a good indicator, as is the presence of shitty music.

Mating Habits
Male Emo Kids have one mate for life. They usually attract this mate in their teenage years, persue her seriously for a short period (often one to two weeks) and then get left by the female. They then spend the rest of their lives writing badly-worded songs about their mate, professing their love for the long gone female, and crying.
Female Emo Kids tend to mate with several males over the course of their lives, never staying with one very long.
It should also be noted that there are a bold number of transsexual Emo Kids today.