Crappiest Videos ever??? So bad they are almost good? so bad they destroy GOOD?

Rob Instigator · 11.06.2006, 04:11 PM

Here are two of my nominees

barbie Girl - AQUA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKdMGrIUnI

NEW THING - Enuff Z' Nuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaHkxV_wxIw

m^a(t)h · 11.06.2006, 04:26 PM

i think we can all agree that sonic youth has the worst videos.

i dont care if they were made with $20, i could make better videos....

11.06.2006, 04:35 PM

David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling

porkmarras · 11.06.2006, 04:40 PM

This one always made me wish that i was blind myself.Top tune,though.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7QlHKv06gqA

Savage Clone · 11.06.2006, 04:41 PM

Nick Cave's vid for "In The Ghetto" is pretty lame as I recall.
"Addicted To Love" totally fucking sucks and is viewed as iconic for some reason.

Oh, and that QOTSA vid where they get beaten up by the deer is really dumb too.

porkmarras · 11.06.2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

This one always made me wish that i was blind myself.Top tune,though.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7QlHKv06gqA

The last scene of this one makes stalking vulnerable blind girls almost acceptable.

Savage Clone · 11.06.2006, 04:46 PM

I don't know which I object to more, the song or the vid.

http://www.spinner.com/2006/10/17/vi...00050000000039

porkmarras · 11.06.2006, 04:49 PM

Cant see a thing,blind queen.Get a pair of specs.

Savage Clone · 11.06.2006, 04:51 PM

It's on the page there.
Works for me, but perhaps the Internets don't like you.

porkmarras · 11.06.2006, 04:53 PM

The only internet that i have tells me that video is too vile for domestic viewing.It really must be shit if this is the case.

Savage Clone · 11.06.2006, 04:56 PM

OK here it is on youtube.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1HP5R2oDAQ

Tokolosh · 11.06.2006, 05:17 PM

Oh no!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8iw27FV0h0

Glice · 11.06.2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Nick Cave's vid for "In The Ghetto" is pretty lame as I recall.
"Addicted To Love" totally fucking sucks and is viewed as iconic for some reason.

Oh, and that QOTSA vid where they get beaten up by the deer is really dumb too.

You're an idiot. What isn't iconic about videos where you can, if you look hard enough, see nipples?

What is even more iconic is that really, really, re-make by Shania 'Even I can't believe I'm still alive' Twain's. Because, get this, instead of women...I know you'll love this....hang on, it's a really good one... it's actually men! Haha!

I refuse to even search for either offending videos. Anyone who is disappointed by this may like to look at this informative and exciting diagram of an oyster:

porkmarras · 11.06.2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Oh no!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8iw27FV0h0

Do you not think that Clone's fashion disasters have been already documented profusely on many other threads?The early morning walk chez Clone's neighborourhood was missing from the puzzle,though.

Savage Clone · 11.06.2006, 05:26 PM

I have the good sense to wash and cut my hair, for god's sake.

Gulasch Noir · 11.06.2006, 05:28 PM

I don't like this thread title, cause it implies that this thread is about videos you like ironically. And saying to like something ironically is something of the most illogical things to say in my opinion. Either you like it, or not. If somebody can falsify my statement, I'm ready to change said opinion.

On this note here are great videos:
Army Of Lovers – Crucified http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc
Castaways – Liar Liar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLWbTSOEdg
Milli Vanilli - Girl you know it's true http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qTOkUPlGk
SNAP! – Eternity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q-NbXVb30Y
SNAP! – Ooops Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl3VxCN_rlA
SNAP! – Rhythm is a dancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkjcSVLDMhg
SNAP! – The Power http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sZLSO9va0

porkmarras · 11.06.2006, 05:28 PM

Did you bury those kids alive after you finished shooting the video?

noisemachine · 11.06.2006, 05:29 PM

This video is so unintentionally bad that it is in fact quite genius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvNLqH9DZ8o
I can't stop watching it.

Savage Clone · 11.06.2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Did you bury those kids alive after you finished shooting the video?

I ate them.
I wasn't vegan yet in 1981.

That Apache vid rules.
I have had a high-quality versin in my hard drive for quite some time.
One of my friends looks a lot like keyboard guy.

Tokolosh · 11.06.2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Do you not think that Clone's fashion disasters have been already documented profusely on many other threads?The early morning walk chez Clone's neighborourhood was missing from the puzzle,though.

HeHeHe.

11.06.2006, 04:11 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	Here are two of my nominees barbie Girl - AQUA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKdMGrIUnI NEW THING - Enuff Z' Nuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaHkxV_wxIw __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.06.2006, 04:26 PM	#2
m^a(t)h expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,204	i think we can all agree that sonic youth has the worst videos. i dont care if they were made with $20, i could make better videos....
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11.06.2006, 04:35 PM	#3
Jico Posts: n/a	David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling
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11.06.2006, 04:40 PM	#4
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	This one always made me wish that i was blind myself.Top tune,though. http://youtube.com/watch?v=7QlHKv06gqA __________________
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11.06.2006, 04:41 PM	#5
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Nick Cave's vid for "In The Ghetto" is pretty lame as I recall. "Addicted To Love" totally fucking sucks and is viewed as iconic for some reason. Oh, and that QOTSA vid where they get beaten up by the deer is really dumb too.
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11.06.2006, 04:46 PM	#7
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I don't know which I object to more, the song or the vid. http://www.spinner.com/2006/10/17/vi...00050000000039
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Cant see a thing,blind queen.Get a pair of specs. __________________
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11.06.2006, 04:51 PM	#9
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	It's on the page there. Works for me, but perhaps the Internets don't like you.
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11.06.2006, 04:53 PM	#10
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	The only internet that i have tells me that video is too vile for domestic viewing.It really must be shit if this is the case. __________________
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11.06.2006, 04:56 PM	#11
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	OK here it is on youtube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1HP5R2oDAQ
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11.06.2006, 05:17 PM	#12
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Oh no! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8iw27FV0h0
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11.06.2006, 05:26 PM	#15
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I have the good sense to wash and cut my hair, for god's sake.
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11.06.2006, 05:28 PM	#16
Gulasch Noir the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vienna Posts: 862	I don't like this thread title, cause it implies that this thread is about videos you like ironically. And saying to like something ironically is something of the most illogical things to say in my opinion. Either you like it, or not. If somebody can falsify my statement, I'm ready to change said opinion. On this note here are great videos: Army Of Lovers – Crucified http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc Castaways – Liar Liar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLWbTSOEdg Milli Vanilli - Girl you know it's true http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qTOkUPlGk SNAP! – Eternity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q-NbXVb30Y SNAP! – Ooops Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl3VxCN_rlA SNAP! – Rhythm is a dancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkjcSVLDMhg SNAP! – The Power http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sZLSO9va0
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11.06.2006, 05:29 PM	#18
noisemachine 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 651	This video is so unintentionally bad that it is in fact quite genius: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvNLqH9DZ8o I can't stop watching it. __________________ The best radio station ever: http://www.kcsb.org/?page_id=9
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