Dear Penis

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 11:58 AM

Compose letters to your penis here.

ni'k · 11.10.2006, 12:00 PM

dear penis -

keep up the good work.

PS - is it ok if i call you big dipper?

jon boy · 11.10.2006, 12:00 PM

dear penis,

just do as i say or else.

king_buzzo · 11.10.2006, 12:11 PM

dear penis

youre boring me. thank you

king_buzzo · 11.10.2006, 12:21 PM

Glice · 11.10.2006, 12:34 PM

Dear Penis,

It takes you 76 fucking threads to come up with a decent title? You utter, utter prick.

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Dear Penis,

It takes you 76 fucking threads to come up with a decent title? You utter, utter prick.

If you can't stand the hilarity, get out of the Über-thread!

Find all threads started by Glice
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sea...earchid=313427

jon boy · 11.10.2006, 12:42 PM

i'd rather read one of glice's threads than one of yours you insuferable tosser.

you can give me that tenner at atp glice.

fishmonkey · 11.10.2006, 12:43 PM

Dear Penis,
how come you stand up for men and sit down for women?
you little devil you. i love you anyways..

jon boy · 11.10.2006, 12:50 PM

your right he didnt. your point being?

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 12:54 PM

Now you're just typing gibberish! OOPS!

nicfit · 11.10.2006, 01:04 PM

Dear penis, i wonder why i am writing a letter, maybe i should just look down and talk to you. Anyway, tomorrow when we'll be in that house on the moountains, please do not shrink too much for the cold, just in case, you know...
thanks

Trasher02 · 11.10.2006, 02:53 PM

Dear penis,

I love vagina more then you, sorry.

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

Dear penis, i wonder why i am writing a letter, maybe i should just look down and talk to you. Anyway, tomorrow when we'll be in that house on the moountains, please do not shrink too much for the cold, just in case, you know...
thanks

Peer Pressure hehe

You guys just gotta imagine that your central nervous system is no longer allowing your penis to send neural impulse-messages to your brain as it does naturally, and that, vice versa, your brain also cannot communicate with your penis normally. Faced with this particularly odd predicament one can only, to use a meatphor, mail letters via snail mail to one's genitals and so that's what we have here in the thread...copies of those hypothetical messages.

Intellivision · 11.10.2006, 07:23 PM

Danny Himself · 11.11.2006, 08:39 AM

Dear Penis,

blue sunlover · 11.11.2006, 11:42 AM

Dear Penis!
Why do people call you dear penis ?
why do you need sex?
why do you still want to come in when you have no permission?
why do you rape women and children?
why are you so popular, adored, even treated like something holy?
why do you need more than one vagina?
why do you make slaves of women?
why are you still allowed (example in Africa) to keep a hole harem ?
why do you make woman cry?
why do you make the war?
why do you need power?
why can t you calm down and stop?
why do you invented H.I.V.?
why can t you die ?
why can t you feel ?
why can t you give ?
why can t you think?
why, penis do you cause all these miseries?
simple answer:you' re just a penis and if i had one i would fuck you in the...

blue sunlover · 11.11.2006, 11:51 AM

shrinked sausages should be considered as gifts..

thindarkduke13 · 11.11.2006, 02:22 PM

Dear Penis
Won't you come out to play
Dear Penis
Greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Penis
Won't you come out to play

jon boy · 11.11.2006, 02:30 PM

dear penis,

why is there no dear vagina thread?

11.10.2006, 11:58 AM	#1
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	Compose letters to your penis here.
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11.10.2006, 12:00 PM	#2
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	dear penis - keep up the good work. PS - is it ok if i call you big dipper?
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11.10.2006, 12:00 PM	#3
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear penis, just do as i say or else. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.10.2006, 12:11 PM	#4
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	dear penis youre boring me. thank you
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11.10.2006, 12:21 PM	#5
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	rep
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11.10.2006, 12:42 PM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i'd rather read one of glice's threads than one of yours you insuferable tosser. you can give me that tenner at atp glice. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.10.2006, 12:43 PM	#9
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	Dear Penis, how come you stand up for men and sit down for women? you little devil you. i love you anyways.. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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11.10.2006, 12:50 PM	#10
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	your right he didnt. your point being? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.10.2006, 12:54 PM	#11
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	Now you're just typing gibberish! OOPS!
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11.10.2006, 01:04 PM	#12
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Dear penis, i wonder why i am writing a letter, maybe i should just look down and talk to you. Anyway, tomorrow when we'll be in that house on the moountains, please do not shrink too much for the cold, just in case, you know... thanks __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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11.10.2006, 02:53 PM	#13
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Dear penis, I love vagina more then you, sorry. __________________ 666
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11.10.2006, 07:23 PM	#15
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347
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11.11.2006, 08:39 AM	#16
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Dear Penis,
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11.11.2006, 11:42 AM	#17
blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	Dear Penis! Why do people call you dear penis ? why do you need sex? why do you still want to come in when you have no permission? why do you rape women and children? why are you so popular, adored, even treated like something holy? why do you need more than one vagina? why do you make slaves of women? why are you still allowed (example in Africa) to keep a hole harem ? why do you make woman cry? why do you make the war? why do you need power? why can t you calm down and stop? why do you invented H.I.V.? why can t you die ? why can t you feel ? why can t you give ? why can t you think? why, penis do you cause all these miseries? simple answer:you' re just a penis and if i had one i would fuck you in the... __________________ aha
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11.11.2006, 11:51 AM	#18
blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	shrinked sausages should be considered as gifts.. __________________ aha
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11.11.2006, 02:22 PM	#19
thindarkduke13 bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 147	Dear Penis Won't you come out to play Dear Penis Greet the brand new day The sun is up, the sky is blue It's beautiful and so are you Dear Penis Won't you come out to play __________________ There is a Hand to turn the time, Though thy Glass today be run, Till the Light hath brought the Towers low Find the last poor Preterite one . . . Till the Riders sleep by ev'ry road, All through our crippl'd Zone, With a face in ev'ry Mountainside And a Soul in ev'ry stone Now Everybody -
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11.11.2006, 02:30 PM	#20
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear penis, why is there no dear vagina thread? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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