Are you a real Englishman?

Glice · 11.24.2006, 12:41 PM

See poll.

king_buzzo · 11.24.2006, 12:42 PM

there is no poll

Glice · 11.24.2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

there is no poll

I hereby christen you captain impatient.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 11.24.2006, 12:45 PM

I don't believe I am.

Iain · 11.24.2006, 12:47 PM

Pray for rain...it's our only chance!

fishmonkey · 11.24.2006, 12:51 PM

ha ha !!!
i picked Pointing Bastard! but i perfer Warnie.

no i'm not a real Englishman, this is because i'm from Ireland, now if you had of asked me in 1916 with a bayonette pointed at my head i would not have answered in irish while you shot my (85th time) pregnant wife against the stack of turf and kindling by my thatched roof cottage. i would of said "let me have one more bite outa my turnip please Mr Cromwell" before i answered "John Smith"

my name is John Smith.

jon boy · 11.24.2006, 12:53 PM

they are all fuckers. we will still do it.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 11.24.2006, 12:53 PM

I suppose the question that needs to be asked is, how do you know you're a real Englishman?

Glice · 11.24.2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Iain

Pray for rain...it's our only chance!

I don't know. It's a bit much to ask, but I reckon we can dig in for the next few days. They're not unbeatable. We've done it before - obviously, not for a million years when they're at home, but still. It's just a shame our fielding has been a bit shite.

I voted for 'oh, piss off you insufferable prick', in case anyone's wondering.

screamingskull · 11.24.2006, 12:54 PM

i'm a real englishWOman

Hip Priest · 11.24.2006, 01:00 PM

I hope it pours down for the next three days, like it has never poured before. That way we can head to the second test on level terms and try to pull ourselves together in time.

What we need to do:

Stop going into big occaisions with ready-made excuses
Walk behind Glenn Mcgrath, rolling cricket balls at his feet
Swap wicketkeepers
PLAY MONTY PANASAR

screamingskull · 11.24.2006, 01:02 PM

it's raining in B'ham right now.

k-krack · 11.24.2006, 06:25 PM

Hmmm...I'll just check my birth certificate here... it says I'm not... I think I am, though.

Iain · 11.24.2006, 10:49 PM

149-7...bloody awful. They're going to be over 400 runs behind it would seem. Looks like a heavy innings defeat.

_slavo_ · 11.25.2006, 04:03 AM

No, I am not an englishman. But it would not be bad to be one, since most of the English I know are okay.

Maybe it's because I don't know any of these types:

ALIEN ANAL · 11.25.2006, 04:53 AM

they all have such terrible hair cuts in that picture

_slavo_ · 11.25.2006, 05:05 AM

most typical for an urban chav

sonic sphere · 11.25.2006, 06:42 AM

that's me at the front with my eyes shut

Glice · 11.25.2006, 06:49 AM

Ok, we are officially getting raped out there. Fucking bastarding bastarding fucks.

Pookie · 11.25.2006, 06:33 PM

I just watched about 5 minutes of the cricket.

I could feel my will to live slowly leaving me, so I had to stop.

View Poll Results: Well
McGrath - BASTARD.	0	0%
Ponting - BASTARD.	2	9.52%
Pray for rain?	5	23.81%
We'll still do it.	2	9.52%
Have it, ya pommie bastards!	3	14.29%
Oh, do piss off, you insufferable prick.	9	42.86%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

11.24.2006, 12:42 PM	#2
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	there is no poll
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11.24.2006, 12:45 PM	#4
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	I don't believe I am.
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11.24.2006, 12:47 PM	#5
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Pray for rain...it's our only chance!
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11.24.2006, 12:51 PM	#6
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	ha ha !!! i picked Pointing Bastard! but i perfer Warnie. no i'm not a real Englishman, this is because i'm from Ireland, now if you had of asked me in 1916 with a bayonette pointed at my head i would not have answered in irish while you shot my (85th time) pregnant wife against the stack of turf and kindling by my thatched roof cottage. i would of said "let me have one more bite outa my turnip please Mr Cromwell" before i answered "John Smith" my name is John Smith. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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11.24.2006, 12:53 PM	#7
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11.24.2006, 12:54 PM	#10
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	i'm a real englishWOman
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11.24.2006, 01:00 PM	#11
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I hope it pours down for the next three days, like it has never poured before. That way we can head to the second test on level terms and try to pull ourselves together in time. What we need to do: Stop going into big occaisions with ready-made excuses Walk behind Glenn Mcgrath, rolling cricket balls at his feet Swap wicketkeepers PLAY MONTY PANASAR __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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11.24.2006, 01:02 PM	#12
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	it's raining in B'ham right now.
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11.24.2006, 06:25 PM	#13
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Hmmm...I'll just check my birth certificate here... it says I'm not... I think I am, though. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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11.24.2006, 10:49 PM	#14
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	149-7...bloody awful. They're going to be over 400 runs behind it would seem. Looks like a heavy innings defeat.
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11.25.2006, 04:03 AM	#15
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,912	No, I am not an englishman. But it would not be bad to be one, since most of the English I know are okay. Maybe it's because I don't know any of these types: __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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11.25.2006, 04:53 AM	#16
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	they all have such terrible hair cuts in that picture
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11.25.2006, 05:05 AM	#17
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,912	most typical for an urban chav __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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11.25.2006, 06:42 AM	#18
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	that's me at the front with my eyes shut __________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
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11.25.2006, 06:33 PM	#20
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I just watched about 5 minutes of the cricket. I could feel my will to live slowly leaving me, so I had to stop.
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