12.11.2006, 02:46 AM | #1 |
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Carnage: The Legend of Quiltface (entitled just Carnage Road in the credits though!) This movie was made on a video camera and I swear edited with windows movie maker.
Manos: Hands of Fate (picture is of Torgo) Hellgate: The House that Screamed 2 (seriously, seriously retarded) One of the longest opening credit scenes ever, plus it seems to me that there is a lot of recycled material mostlikely from the House that Screamed Dishonorable Mentions: The Horse Whisperer Attack of the Killer Leaches The Screaming Skull Silent Night, Deadly Night Witchhouse 3 Camp Blood 2 The Jackhammer Massacre And a bunch of horrible softcores, but I don't think those count do they? Plan 9 From Outer Space- considered the worst movie ever made wasn't that bad in my opinion. I think Ed Wood had talent and vision to make campy b-movies in the 50s. Atleast they are watchable. (Quiltface and the House That Screamed 2 are two of the most unwatchable movies I've ever endured.) |
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I know a lot of movies are just atrociously made / acted / whatever, but those don't bother me as much as movies that a lot of people actually seem to like, even though they have nothing to offer. Thirteen was god-awful. Forrest Gump is retarded (pun intended). My "friends" dragged me to see The Last Kiss a few months ago, and that was terrible, as expected. But pretty much anything that involves that one guy is always going to be terrible. Those same friends of mine also speak very highly of Donnie Darko and Amelie, and I'm not exactly fond of either movie. Neither movie is badly made. Amelie is actually well-made, but I didn't feel any differently during or after the movie, I just really wanted it to be over, and when it was, I was left wondering what all the fuss was about. It's a very, I don't know, cute sort of movie, and I don't work well with cute unless it's in the form of Milo & Otis. I know it's probably not right to lump any of these movies in with Manos: Hands of Fate, but overrated movies bother me much more than any other sort of movie.
But the worst movie I've ever seen has probably been The United States of Leland. Some girl in my art class recommended it, and it was just stupid. Painfully so. I really can't get over how stupid it was.
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12.11.2006, 03:26 AM | #3 |
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last weekend, i was travelling.. i had 5 hours to kill, and the coach company rents DVDs with a portable player.. i wanted something easy, so i chose "war of the worlds" as h.g. wells is one of my childhood heroes..
i'd forgotten two things though... 1- i fucking hate tom cruise and everything he represents 2- i fucking hate speilberg and everything he stands for the flick was shit.. i can understand the need to make movies that are intended for bubblegum consumption.. i even appreciate the superficial plots and characters from time to time.. i have a sweet tooth for b-movies, and frequently enjoy the budget shortcomings and concentrate on the allegory at hand.. i've seen a lot of bad movies, but the latest one was "war of the worlds..."
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I was at a friends house a few weeks ago and some people wanted to watch this, so I was sorta stuck watching it. But it honestly is the worst movie I have ever seen. And yeah, ive seen Manos and Plan 9 and a bunch of those cheap horror films. And this one easily takes it for the worst movie ever.
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Hostel is the worst movie I've seen this year. I won't even bother to mention ones from the past.
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12.11.2006, 04:51 AM | #6 |
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i thought 28 Days Later was atrocious.
and there are many cheesey "gore" zombie flicks that go without saying, however the worst i've seen was a new zealand film (using the term lightly) called "death warmed up". christ it was shocking, not because of the low budget effects etc, that i can deal with. but the plot, the acting and most of all the accents were so frustratingly bad. yes, the accents were the icing on the cake, new zealand = shit apart from birchville cat motel and the dead sea.
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12.11.2006, 05:23 AM | #7 |
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12.11.2006, 07:45 AM | #8 |
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Dude wheres my car. what a complete load of shit.
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Seconded. Also I say -corn (It was about corn that sheep ate that made them go crazy. They honestly used sock puppets (I think.) for one of the "gore" scenes) -Pinata Island (it had that guy who played Buffys Xander in it, so I thought it was promising... but no. It was about possessed pinatas. How gay. They played it on the fucking AMC one night and tried to call it horror) aaaand there's one other movie too but I forgot what it was |
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12.11.2006, 11:12 AM | #12 |
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Catwomen, Alone in the dark (anything made by Uwe Boll)
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Hostel was pretty awful.
Anarchist's Cookbook is another stinker, although it did have a few decently funny scenes. |
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12.11.2006, 12:23 PM | #15 |
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NO.......I AM A SHIT MOVIE!
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i fucking hate that kirk douglas fuck ever since i found out how he fucked what could have been another awesome kubrick film.
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Hang on.....its called the legend of QUILT FACE?! was he destroyed by a heroic nana who unstiched him?
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12.11.2006, 12:44 PM | #19 |
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Darkest Knight - unbearably bad fantasy movie; too cheesy even considering the inherent cheesiness of fantasy movies!
Super 8 1/2 - already discussed in Porky's thread, but fuckin' a was this bad. I couldn't get through it. What Dreams May Come - OH MY GOD THE SAP DRIPS FROM EVERY PORE!!! More as they come to me. I love "bad movies," so I am including only movies that are bad in a non-entertaining and thoroughly infuriating way. |
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Any star wars.
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