How to get rid of an awful roommate in a manner that does not require I go to jail? - Page 2

floatingslowly · 12.04.2008, 09:53 AM

try dried fugu dust.

once he's a zombie, train him to do the laundry.

at least, that's what I'd do.

jimbrim · 12.04.2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

why don't you and your room mate, if they feel the same, just man up and ask him to leave? the simplest solution is quite often the best.

^Yeah, just do that.

I had a housemate last year who shares a similar personality to the one you described (a total prick). But what tipped us over the edge was when she conveintly threw a party when none of us were in the house, which resulted in smashed windows and laptops getting stolen etc. We all built up the courage and asked her to leave, which went suprisingly well.

Oh, and her cat never shit in my bedroom again, which was a bonus.

This Is Not Here · 12.04.2008, 11:16 AM

My flatmate (and more annoyingly, the girl who lives next to me; we basically share a double bed separated by a wall) is the worst little shit on the world. Unfortunately though theres no way I can get to her leaves accept reporting her for one of the following; leaving food (often uncooked meat) out for 3 weeks, nicking my food and kitchen stuff and not washing it up, smoking weed in her room, playing music so loud I can feel the vibrations in my stomach at 3am, having her boyfriend living in her room for weeks on end, when he's not there, getting fucked by some black dude (I don't mind people having sex in the flat, but if they're gonna do it, they ought to sound like they're having good sex), being a bitch. But I'm too nice to report her or anything. I'll end up just putting up with it...

!@#$%! · 12.04.2008, 11:29 AM

you could do the dishonorable thing, stash all the weed in his room, rat him out to the cops: "he's been dealing, all sort of stange people would show up". that would get rid of him quickly, one way or another.

of course then you'd have to live with yourself forever--but how do you do get rid of that roommate?

hmmmm...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 11:57 AM

I was going to to say start smoking weed cuz many roommates don't like that kind of thing, but in this case I suppose it would have the opposite effect.

two things two.

maybe you should get him a little weed to calm down, I mean regardless if he deserves it or not, is bastard or not, I imagine it would calm him down a bit and solve one of your more demanding problems..

now the long term solution?

and if yr more Christianized such as myself and voodun is not yr thing..

maybe

there is always santeria..

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.04.2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

I was going to to say start smoking weed cuz many roommates don't like that kind of thing, but in this case I suppose it would have the opposite effect.

two things two.

maybe you should get him a little weed to calm down, I mean regardless if he deserves it or not, is bastard or not, I imagine it would calm him down a bit and solve one of your more demanding problems..

now the long term solution?

and if yr more Christianized such as myself and voodun is not yr thing..

maybe

there is always santeria..

no takers?

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 08:35 PM

Peach-flavored is horrible. Tell him cherry cola is where it's at!

here's one: fuck with the plumbing. unhook the chain from the tank valve, turn off the sink at the input. Nothing drives a person nuts like problematic fixtures.

12.04.2008, 08:37 PM

listen to burzum very loud. do nothing. post about it.....gone.

12.04.2008, 08:44 PM

kill yourself in protest to his antics.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 08:52 PM

^ self-immolation only fixes your problem if you manage to get him in a giant bear-hug right as you burst into flame OR if you manage to burn down the dwelling with him trapped inside. But, given the sense of humor of the cosmos, either way you'd probably be spending eternity together.

HaydenAsche · 12.05.2008, 12:09 PM

Strangle him and bury his body in a drum full of acid.

Daddylikes · 12.05.2008, 12:10 PM

HaydenAsche is a fag-tard.

HaydenAsche · 12.05.2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

HaydenAsche is a fag-tard.

Quite true. At least I'm not a registered sex offender, though. I've got that on you.

Daddylikes · 12.05.2008, 12:14 PM

Touche!!! How was I supposed to know that your mom was only 12 when I fathered you?

HaydenAsche · 12.05.2008, 12:15 PM

Possibly the fact that you forced yourself upon her in her middle school classroom?

Daddylikes · 12.05.2008, 12:16 PM

Dude. She was asking for it. Practically BEGGING for it!

NO MEANS YES.

phoenix · 12.06.2008, 08:06 AM

i feel for yr situation.
But if he's no the lease too yr prob best just up and leaving with yr other roomie, even though it means moving again.
Or just ask him to leave, then if he doesn't want to, see above.
Otherwise.. Make some dodgy friends that will nick his bad records to sell for drugs and what not?
There is no easy way out sadly.

12.04.2008, 09:53 AM	#21
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	try dried fugu dust. once he's a zombie, train him to do the laundry. at least, that's what I'd do.
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12.04.2008, 11:16 AM	#23
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	My flatmate (and more annoyingly, the girl who lives next to me; we basically share a double bed separated by a wall) is the worst little shit on the world. Unfortunately though theres no way I can get to her leaves accept reporting her for one of the following; leaving food (often uncooked meat) out for 3 weeks, nicking my food and kitchen stuff and not washing it up, smoking weed in her room, playing music so loud I can feel the vibrations in my stomach at 3am, having her boyfriend living in her room for weeks on end, when he's not there, getting fucked by some black dude (I don't mind people having sex in the flat, but if they're gonna do it, they ought to sound like they're having good sex), being a bitch. But I'm too nice to report her or anything. I'll end up just putting up with it... __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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12.04.2008, 11:29 AM	#24
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	you could do the dishonorable thing, stash all the weed in his room, rat him out to the cops: "he's been dealing, all sort of stange people would show up". that would get rid of him quickly, one way or another. of course then you'd have to live with yourself forever--but how do you do get rid of that roommate? hmmmm...
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12.04.2008, 11:57 AM	#25
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	I was going to to say start smoking weed cuz many roommates don't like that kind of thing, but in this case I suppose it would have the opposite effect. two things two. maybe you should get him a little weed to calm down, I mean regardless if he deserves it or not, is bastard or not, I imagine it would calm him down a bit and solve one of your more demanding problems.. now the long term solution? and if yr more Christianized such as myself and voodun is not yr thing.. maybe there is always santeria.. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.04.2008, 08:35 PM	#27
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Peach-flavored is horrible. Tell him cherry cola is where it's at! here's one: fuck with the plumbing. unhook the chain from the tank valve, turn off the sink at the input. Nothing drives a person nuts like problematic fixtures. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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12.04.2008, 08:37 PM	#28
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	listen to burzum very loud. do nothing. post about it.....gone.
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12.04.2008, 08:44 PM	#29
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	kill yourself in protest to his antics.
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12.04.2008, 08:52 PM	#30
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	^ self-immolation only fixes your problem if you manage to get him in a giant bear-hug right as you burst into flame OR if you manage to burn down the dwelling with him trapped inside. But, given the sense of humor of the cosmos, either way you'd probably be spending eternity together. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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12.05.2008, 12:09 PM	#31
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Strangle him and bury his body in a drum full of acid. __________________ rip
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12.05.2008, 12:10 PM	#32
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	HaydenAsche is a fag-tard.
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12.05.2008, 12:14 PM	#34
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Touche!!! How was I supposed to know that your mom was only 12 when I fathered you?
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12.05.2008, 12:15 PM	#35
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Possibly the fact that you forced yourself upon her in her middle school classroom? __________________ rip
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12.05.2008, 12:16 PM	#36
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Dude. She was asking for it. Practically BEGGING for it! NO MEANS YES.
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12.06.2008, 08:06 AM	#37
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	i feel for yr situation. But if he's no the lease too yr prob best just up and leaving with yr other roomie, even though it means moving again. Or just ask him to leave, then if he doesn't want to, see above. Otherwise.. Make some dodgy friends that will nick his bad records to sell for drugs and what not? There is no easy way out sadly. __________________ tiny and lost.
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