How to get rid of an awful roommate in a manner that does not require I go to jail?

uhler · 12.04.2008, 12:44 AM

flatbush eh.

i have no idea. sorry.

✌➬ · 12.04.2008, 12:46 AM

Um, I don't think you can, the only solution is to move out with your rommie. But check your local laws online.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 01:00 AM

Get your other roomies in on it and just be obnoxious fucks and make him leave. I suggest ritual animal sacrifice and lots of heavy metal.

On second thought, part in bold is BAD idea. But the first part is probably one of your very few options.

Alex's Trip · 12.04.2008, 01:02 AM

Frame him for something that will make him go to jail?

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 01:07 AM

If you two can get together on it since he is the 3rd, you shouldn't have a whole lot of trouble pissing him off enough to leave. I mean, loud music, "accidents" with his stuff, asking him to chip in more on rent because one of you has "fell on hard times", etc.

✌➬ · 12.04.2008, 01:10 AM

Um, if you do that he knows where you live.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

He did just come back from a weekend away with a bunch of illegal drugs. I was thinking of reporting them as a breach of the lease, but decided against it. It's such a pussy move. I really just want to fight him. Hurt him. Have him leave a broken man, knowing how much he is hated.

Get him really really loaded and dump him off in Jersey, down an embankment.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 01:22 AM

It's not that hard to piss off a roommate, keeping on good terms with a nutjob is much worse. My roommate's lack of coherent sleeping schedules is a bitchmother.

uhler · 12.04.2008, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Yeah, Flatbush. At first I was all "Oh, this dude is from fucking Connecticut, he's going to get stabbed in no time!" But unfortunately Brooklyn isn't quite what it used to be.

yeah even flatbush isn't so bad. but i should't say anything about brooklyn being safe or dangerous since i live in the safest part of it and don't really venture out aside from going to work.

atsonicpark · 12.04.2008, 02:57 AM

watch 2ldk.. do that.

radarmaker · 12.04.2008, 04:36 AM

Drawing solely from my experience of a similar situation, I'd suggest doing nothing, become a seething ball of resentment and bide your time until he has some kind of colossal breakdown, destroys most of his possessions and phones his mother at 3am to drive halfway across the country to come pick him up and never be seen of or heard from again. YMMV.

terminal pharmacy · 12.04.2008, 07:41 AM

why don't you and your room mate, if they feel the same, just man up and ask him to leave? the simplest solution is quite often the best.

akprodr · 12.04.2008, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Get him really really loaded and dump him off in Jersey, down an embankment.

not near me, please.

pokkeherrie · 12.04.2008, 08:01 AM

bludgeon him and cave his face in with a rock, but don't get caught.

auto-aim · 12.04.2008, 08:01 AM

For all I know you could be the insufferable -- or at least exacerbating the situation, but i know what it's like to have cunts around and want rid. you've got to find someway of dealing with it - even if it's just calling him a prick til breaking point and he hits you or something. fuck with him and tell him you dont like him because he's a piece of shit and you want him out. It may be a battle and no fun but if you're adement you can at least destroy him a long with you.

RdTv · 12.04.2008, 08:05 AM

The easiest solution would be to simply piss on him. After that he will either get the picture and leave or he'll fight you and leave.

greedrex · 12.04.2008, 08:19 AM

just fucking kill him
kill him
already kill him

EVOLghost · 12.04.2008, 09:50 AM

Act like yer attracted to him and creep him out of the house.

EVOLghost · 12.04.2008, 09:50 AM

Unless he's gay...then don't do it.

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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	flatbush eh. i have no idea. sorry.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Get your other roomies in on it and just be obnoxious fucks and make him leave. I suggest ritual animal sacrifice and lots of heavy metal. On second thought, part in bold is BAD idea. But the first part is probably one of your very few options. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Frame him for something that will make him go to jail? __________________ KALOPSIA
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12.04.2008, 01:07 AM	#6
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	If you two can get together on it since he is the 3rd, you shouldn't have a whole lot of trouble pissing him off enough to leave. I mean, loud music, "accidents" with his stuff, asking him to chip in more on rent because one of you has "fell on hard times", etc. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Um, if you do that he knows where you live.
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12.04.2008, 01:22 AM	#9
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	It's not that hard to piss off a roommate, keeping on good terms with a nutjob is much worse. My roommate's lack of coherent sleeping schedules is a bitchmother. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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12.04.2008, 04:36 AM	#12
radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,123	Drawing solely from my experience of a similar situation, I'd suggest doing nothing, become a seething ball of resentment and bide your time until he has some kind of colossal breakdown, destroys most of his possessions and phones his mother at 3am to drive halfway across the country to come pick him up and never be seen of or heard from again. YMMV.
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12.04.2008, 07:41 AM	#13
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	why don't you and your room mate, if they feel the same, just man up and ask him to leave? the simplest solution is quite often the best.
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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	bludgeon him and cave his face in with a rock, but don't get caught.
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auto-aim the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wales Posts: 650	For all I know you could be the insufferable -- or at least exacerbating the situation, but i know what it's like to have cunts around and want rid. you've got to find someway of dealing with it - even if it's just calling him a prick til breaking point and he hits you or something. fuck with him and tell him you dont like him because he's a piece of shit and you want him out. It may be a battle and no fun but if you're adement you can at least destroy him a long with you. __________________ His Naked Torso
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RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	The easiest solution would be to simply piss on him. After that he will either get the picture and leave or he'll fight you and leave.
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Act like yer attracted to him and creep him out of the house.
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