[Cantankerous]

never seen anything else sofia coppola has done.
speaking of marie antoinette, i didn't think she was a vampire?
kirsten dunst and maggie gyllenhaal are in the same category of weird-lookingness.

[atsonicpark]

i don't hate all women. i don't hate all men. i just hate most people. and 52% of the world is women. so, i technically hate more women than i do men. that's just how it happens.

though i'm not sure how my post proves i hate women. scarlett is a HORRID actress, i mean probably the worst actress i've ever seen, the only thing is that she's probably the hottest girl i've ever seen, which is no doubt how she is still working... and i don't think it proves i hate women because i enjoy cum on the face.. i'm with a girl who is totally not a whore (i'm the only guy she's been with) and i was afraid to cum on her face because i know some chicks might find that demeaning or sickening and one day she's like -- out of nowhere -- she's like, "you know, you can cum on my face if you want." and i said, "You don't find that degrading?!" she's like, "No.. mm.. it's HOT!" now, obviously, she had to be wearing glasses so it wouldn't burn her eyes. but fuck yeah i came on that face!

and of course i don't want bill murray to rape her in real life. but i imagine his scummy, unsympathetic character (OH WAIT! HE'S LONELY AND IN A STRANGE PLACE! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM!!!! "LIP MY STOCKINGS") probably at least thought about raping that huge pink pantied ass.

[atsonicpark]

oh, and i take back what i said about scarlett: she's the # 2 hottest girl around.

maggie gylennhaal is by far the hottest chick i've ever seen.

and kirsten dunst is fucking repulsive.

[Cantankerous]

uuugh she is so weird looking...like her face is all out of proportion and everything is shaped wrong.

[atsonicpark]

well.. have you seen secretary? just get through that movie with a .. well, i couldn't get through it without a boner. try to get through it without any sexual desires for her. she's also unbelievably hot in cecil b. demented. she drinks goat piss! you can tell that, in real life, she is such a filthy FILTHY little girl... goddamn..

[Cantankerous]

1. she is too weird looking
2. i have seen secretary and while i did think it was a good movie, however i was not at all lusting after maggie gyllenhaal with a carrot in her mouth bent over a desk.

[atsonicpark]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... maggie gylennhaal with a carrot in her mouth.................

i'll be right back.

[Cantankerous]

oooookay
i'm going to go write some terrible music because i just got an idea completely unrelated to disproportionately featured girls with carrots in their mouths.

[atsonicpark]

...okay back.. yeah.. scarlett.. god.. i mean, she's obviously dumb and a terrible actress and that kinda turns me off.. (i can honestly say that maggie is actually a good actress and seems smart, which makes her hotter).. but.. scarlett just has a ridiculously amazing body.. like, i don't think people should be allowed to look that good... sooooooo beautiful. .. jesus... i dunno. i bet her shit tastes like chocolate cake and her ass smells like a rose.

[!@#$%!]

that was quick.

another sex cheetah?

[atsonicpark]

 

[atsonicpark]

well.

i've probably said this before, but i last in bed for about.. probably an hour.. i dunno.. that's the longest i went.. i've only came inside a girl twice.. so, i just go as long as she wants to.. sexual intercourse does NOTHING for me.. it doesn't feel good to me.. i just don't really enjoy it..

and i love blowjobs, but it still takes me like 15-20 minutes to get off from those..

but if i jack off, yeah.. it'll only take a minute.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

 

ha ha ha-- not my taste, unless we're talking comedy.

the movie was amusing though.

charlize theron in japanese bondage, on the other hand, now that would just be so brilliant.

[atsonicpark]

the first time she was being spanked.. it was too much for me man..

[h8kurdt]

Backon topic about Lost in Translation

NIT PICK MOMENT!!

So the scene where with the actress and Scarlett and her boyfriend. The actress says
"I'm under the name Evelyn Waugh"
"...Evelyn Waugh was a man..."

Isn't their two ways to pronouce the name EvelynnEv-u-lyn and Eve-lyn Ev-u-lyn for a girl and the other for a guy? Ok then their's the fact that Evelyn Waugh the writer had a wife named...Evelyn! So the actress was right all along to be under the pseudonym of Evelyn (the female named version) and she wasn't so dumb to be named that.

...yeah I'm bored

[davenotdead]

all while watching secretary, i was trying to figure out what it is about maggie g that makes her weird looking...i figured out that everytime the camera was only showing her profile, she was attractive, and then whenever it shows her face straight on, she looks a bit weird...and then i figured it out...its her upper lip and nostrils...she has oddly-shaped nostrils...and her upper lip [right under her nose] curves slightly in for some reason...its really strange...Jake doesnt look like that...and maggie is the only person ive seen with that kind of upperlip....barry pepper has kinda similar oddly-shaped nostrils though...

[Rob Instigator]

 

[atsonicpark]

thanks rob.

that's fucking hot!

[Disgruntled Youth]

Hell Yeah!!!