[!@#$%!]

hot damn. telepathy frikkin works.

[atari 2600]

reminds me of the Seinfeld episode

and

Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing


Tone Lōc
haha

[ThePits]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

do I detect strong sense of cheuvenism spiced with a hint of racism?

further, what does it matter if he rents and you "own", it doesn't really solve the problem of dogs barking does it?

That card is showing again.........

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

do I detect strong sense of cheuvenism spiced with a hint of racism?

get me a sammich, bitch!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by ThePits

That card is showing again.........

I just call them as I see them. it seems that you think that because an issue in our global society is immensely talked about brings it down to cliche, whereas it seems to me that these issues keep coming up in conversation because they have yet to be solved...

[k-krack]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

do I detect strong sense of cheuvenism spiced with a hint of racism?

further, what does it matter if he rents and you "own", it doesn't really solve the problem of dogs barking does it?

Where does the racism come from, exactly???

[SynthethicalY]

I got to agree with thepits on this, I did not hear any racism in that post. You are just coming to a wild conclusion on your own.

[girlgun]

but what about the chauvinism? because i called the female breeding dog a bitch? (by repeating exactly what the neighbor said?)

[floatingslowly]

yes.

racist woman-hater.

I'd tell you to "go burn a cross", but I know what happens when you touch them.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by girlgun

but what about the chauvinism? because i called the female breeding dog a bitch? (by repeating exactly what the neighbor said?)

Well that depends on what you had in your mouth when you said it.