where is tom waits?

m1rr0r dash · 04.19.2008, 11:38 PM

it's sunday morning. why is tom waits not reading me the new york times with acoustic accompany while I eat breakfast?

damn it, i told him not to be late...

pbradley · 04.20.2008, 04:01 AM

He lost his hat. Can't read the newspaper without his hat. BABOOM CHICKA CLANG.

Danny Himself · 04.20.2008, 09:18 AM

I'd love to hear him ordering a pizza or something, his voice sounds amazing even if he's talking about shit.

shentov · 04.21.2008, 09:29 AM

dope!

jon boy · 04.21.2008, 09:34 AM

he's on the hollywood freeway, heading north.

gmku · 04.21.2008, 09:51 AM

I think he's in the UK or Japan. Eating rice and shit.

✌➬ · 04.21.2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

he's on the hollywood freeway, heading north.

That 405 freeway is horrendous.

shentov · 04.21.2008, 11:59 AM

tom waits waits in them bushes with rambo's gun.
- got myself hid good, you prankster!

jon boy · 04.21.2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

That 405 freeway is horrendous.

this will explain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4hNXYdzUK8

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.21.2008, 12:18 PM

He needs to do a purely rock album sometime

floatingslowly · 04.21.2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

That 405 freeway is horrendous.

seriously.

it looks like it was made for fucking horse-drawn carriages.

DeadDiscoDildo · 04.21.2008, 02:16 PM

Tom Waits just caused the earthquake in the midwest, I saw him slam Chuck Norris 50 feet underground. That was the quakes trigger. Chuck Norris is a punk Bitch next to the Tom.

avantgarde1 · 04.21.2008, 04:31 PM

chuck norris is a punk bitch period.

DeadDiscoDildo · 04.21.2008, 04:37 PM

Thats what I was trying to say.

Daddylikes · 04.21.2008, 04:48 PM

sorry for missing the date my dear...

...it seems like the back rent is in arrears!

barnaclelapse · 04.21.2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Tom Waits just caused the earthquake in the midwest, I saw him slam Chuck Norris 50 feet underground. That was the quakes trigger. Chuck Norris is a punk Bitch next to the Tom.

Best post I've read today.

Anywhere.

That seriously made me chuckle.

Though I think Bob Dylan and Iggy Pop were also on hand for the beatdown.

✌➬ · 04.21.2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

seriously.

it looks like it was made for fucking horse-drawn carriages.

I know, god I avoid that as much as I can.

Dead-Air · 04.21.2008, 10:56 PM

I don't know, but I've got some hot pics of Tom Waits on my hard drive. But I'm not sharing.

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shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	tom waits waits in them bushes with rambo's gun. - got myself hid good, you prankster! __________________
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	He needs to do a purely rock album sometime
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Tom Waits just caused the earthquake in the midwest, I saw him slam Chuck Norris 50 feet underground. That was the quakes trigger. Chuck Norris is a punk Bitch next to the Tom.
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Thats what I was trying to say.
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	I don't know, but I've got some hot pics of Tom Waits on my hard drive. But I'm not sharing. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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