Its A Dark Day For Single Men Everywhere......

LifeDistortion · 05.05.2008, 06:25 PM

http://movies.aol.com/news/story/_a/...05143009990001

Pleasuring yourself to this woman will never be the same again.

Danny Himself · 05.05.2008, 06:31 PM

What a cradle robber.

HECKLER SPRAY · 05.05.2008, 06:38 PM

No !!!!
Fucking cocksucker !!!
I feel sad now....

Sonic Youth 37 · 05.05.2008, 06:40 PM

Ryan Reynolds is a no-talent ass-clown. Every movie he's been in sucks. Hopefully it'll go the way of his engagement to Alanis.

pbradley · 05.05.2008, 07:18 PM

Everyneurotic · 05.05.2008, 07:50 PM

what day isn't dark for single men everywhere?

...man, i've been rhetoric a lot lately.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.05.2008, 08:16 PM

ugh I hate that guy

✌➬ · 05.05.2008, 10:09 PM

There goes my chance of going straight.

Dead-Air · 05.05.2008, 10:14 PM

I was sure this thread would be about Jenna Bush getting married...

davenotdead · 05.05.2008, 11:01 PM

i dont get it... i thought she was into random elevator sex with cool dudes like benicio...

!@#$%! · 05.06.2008, 12:31 AM

why the hate? i pity the poor bastard. sure he's been slipping his sausage into her every hole already, but what do you think is going to happen after the marriage? ha! he's going to have to become a cunt guard-- what a lousy role to have in life. i predict he'll sink into bitterness and alcoholism before he ODs on pills in the apartment of some b-list ex-actress.

✌➬ · 05.06.2008, 12:36 AM

OOOH Burn Heat Ledger, burn.

atsonicpark · 05.06.2008, 12:41 AM

So, one of the only women I can think of in HISTORY that nearly 100% of guys think is attractive with one of the only men I can think of in HISTORY that nearly 100% of guys think is one of the biggest fucking idiots to ever exist?

I give up.

atsonicpark · 05.06.2008, 12:44 AM

Lemme restate this:

He is the personification of a lawn slug's place in the food chain.

pbradley · 05.06.2008, 01:36 AM

It use to be that women like assholes.

Now it appears that they like douchebags, if this lady is to be taken as a milestone.

ZEROpumpkins · 05.06.2008, 01:50 AM

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Toilet & Bowels · 05.06.2008, 04:05 AM

get over it geeks

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 05.06.2008, 04:12 AM

Dude this guy is such a douchemaster

MellySingsDoom · 05.06.2008, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

get over it geeks

Seconded. Who cares who S Johansson marries?

05.05.2008, 06:25 PM	#1
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	http://movies.aol.com/news/story/_a/...05143009990001 Pleasuring yourself to this woman will never be the same again.
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05.05.2008, 06:31 PM	#2
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	What a cradle robber.
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05.05.2008, 06:38 PM	#3
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	No !!!! Fucking cocksucker !!! I feel sad now.... __________________
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05.05.2008, 06:40 PM	#4
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Ryan Reynolds is a no-talent ass-clown. Every movie he's been in sucks. Hopefully it'll go the way of his engagement to Alanis. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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05.05.2008, 07:18 PM	#5
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Eh.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	what day isn't dark for single men everywhere? ...man, i've been rhetoric a lot lately. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.05.2008, 08:16 PM	#7
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	ugh I hate that guy
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05.05.2008, 10:09 PM	#8
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	There goes my chance of going straight. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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05.05.2008, 10:14 PM	#9
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	I was sure this thread would be about Jenna Bush getting married... __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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05.05.2008, 11:01 PM	#10
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i dont get it... i thought she was into random elevator sex with cool dudes like benicio... __________________
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05.06.2008, 12:31 AM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	why the hate? i pity the poor bastard. sure he's been slipping his sausage into her every hole already, but what do you think is going to happen after the marriage? ha! he's going to have to become a cunt guard-- what a lousy role to have in life. i predict he'll sink into bitterness and alcoholism before he ODs on pills in the apartment of some b-list ex-actress.
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05.06.2008, 12:36 AM	#12
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	OOOH Burn Heat Ledger, burn. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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05.06.2008, 12:41 AM	#13
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	So, one of the only women I can think of in HISTORY that nearly 100% of guys think is attractive with one of the only men I can think of in HISTORY that nearly 100% of guys think is one of the biggest fucking idiots to ever exist? I give up. __________________
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05.06.2008, 12:44 AM	#14
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Lemme restate this: He is the personification of a lawn slug's place in the food chain. __________________
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05.06.2008, 01:36 AM	#15
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	It use to be that women like assholes. Now it appears that they like douchebags, if this lady is to be taken as a milestone.
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05.06.2008, 04:05 AM	#17
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	get over it geeks
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05.06.2008, 04:12 AM	#18
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Dude this guy is such a douchemaster
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