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"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."
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hooray for adam.
"Be happy happy happy happy." "Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me." this is a fucking goldmine!
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good find
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"Put the lobster down. Put it down!"
"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat." |
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[with great disdain] "You asswipe."
Wife's note: I just want to restate, for the record, that Adam truly is not himself in Dreamland. For example, I'm pretty sure that my British husband has never uttered the word 'asswipe,' a distinctly American insult, in waking life. Is it now... I should use it more often. |
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this sounds almost like a poem of andre breton...well most of the surrealistic poems... i wonder what freud would say about this?
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my boyfriend usually only ever says one thing in his sleep (aside from the teeth grinding ) ...
"go" "go" "go" ...
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this week, on her way to passing out, mine said "Dexys Midnight Runners" made some cranking movement with her hands and demanded a bowl for spitting in.
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"Stupid fucking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated cunts."
Brilliant.
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"Where do you think YOU'RE going, hmmm? I knew it. The cupboard. You and your cupboard."
I can't tell you how up my street this is.
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Am I a miserable cunt if I say this strikes me as fakey-McFake?
Particularly because the number of quotes per night & how outlandish they are increases as time goes on (and presumably number of blog readers increases). |
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Yes, yes you are. Does it matter? She says in her comments that she's recorded it, but if it's fake then it's still funny, isn't it?
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True. It's probably 'cos I saw this yesterday and don't think I'll ever be able to take a blog a face value again...
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so many new quotesss
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Yeah, I can see why. I like the colour schemes on that one.
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once my ex-wife told me that I was ranting in my sleep.
she said I said, "Man? why do more women not get into the Sonic Youth? Fucking bitches...." and then I snored. true story
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Ha! These are fuckin' gold.
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