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Old 08.13.2006, 11:57 AM   #21
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How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke

hahahahahahaha, that one is good.

we all know who's the one with the history lessons and wiki links.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:58 AM   #22
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Old 08.13.2006, 12:36 PM   #23
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Fish.hahahaa
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Old 08.13.2006, 12:39 PM   #24
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Old 08.13.2006, 12:54 PM   #25
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5 to make a witty light bulb joke


they were funny though
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Old 08.13.2006, 01:19 PM   #26
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Q:How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A:Pfft, What, you don't Know?
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Old 08.13.2006, 01:40 PM   #27
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.

it should be how many HIPSTERS does it take.
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Old 08.13.2006, 02:40 PM   #28
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no. candles are so 1873.
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Old 08.13.2006, 02:41 PM   #29
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Old 08.13.2006, 02:43 PM   #30
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i'll have to hit my grandma up for some of those. she actually has some.
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Old 08.13.2006, 05:11 PM   #31
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Old 08.13.2006, 07:33 PM   #32
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i use those energy saver lightbulbs, because you never have to change them
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Old 08.13.2006, 08:05 PM   #33
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How many guitarist does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, and 30 to stand around and go: "That was fuckin' shit".

It's not a light bulb joke, but I liek it none the less:
How do you know you have a guitarist at your party?
He'll/she'll tell you
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Old 08.13.2006, 08:09 PM   #34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke


HAHA

And a few to post a few hundred pics of themselves in different stances/views with a light bulb.
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Old 08.13.2006, 08:56 PM   #35
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How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4
1 to change it, 1 to copy him, and 2 to call them sellouts.
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Old 08.13.2006, 09:34 PM   #36
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HAHA

And a few to post a few hundred pics of themselves in different stances/views with a light bulb.
Hahaha...good one...
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Old 08.13.2006, 09:37 PM   #37
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How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4
1 to change it, 1 to copy him, and 2 to call them sellouts.

and a few to, in the future, use that old lightbulb and say they were using it before it was cool.
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Old 08.13.2006, 09:39 PM   #38
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how many cantankerouses does it take to change a lightbulb?

just one. there's no joke. it really only takes one. there's not even another one available.
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Old 08.14.2006, 01:10 AM   #39
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Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Cantankerous about herself.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Old 08.14.2006, 02:37 AM   #40
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HAHA, Cantankerous. How apt of you to give me negative rep after that comment. Nonetheless the comment still rings true and you know that. You're one self-obsessed, dilusional, junkie-wannabe, feline, ain't ya. There's a few of you on every board.
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