[acousticrock87]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Fish.hahahaa

I remember learning what the word "surrealist" meant from a joke like that. It was something like:

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to climb the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with technicolor power tools."

And I just sat there for 5 minutes trying to imagine what a surrealist could be, and how I could become one.

[chuck norris]

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.

[chuck norris]

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- None. The seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

[chuck norris]

How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

[chuck norris]

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

[chuck norris]

Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed.

[porkmarras]

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you can.Chances are that they'll find it a boring task anyway.

[touch me i'm sick]

how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none! that bitch can cook in the dark

[Trasher02]

/LAUGH

[LittlePuppetBoy]

How many bonobo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other 2 to screw IN the light bulb.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Norma J

HAHA, Cantankerous. How apt of you to give me negative rep after that comment. Nonetheless the comment still rings true and you know that. You're one self-obsessed, dilusional, junkie-wannabe, feline, ain't ya. There's a few of you on every board.

Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Norma J about Cantankerous.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

[fishmonkey]

how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, the lead singer will do it.

[Norma J]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Norma J about Cantankerous.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

Don't flatter yourself. Perchance it's a reflection upon yourself that I may post towards you so often. Even though I don't agree that I do. But you do. Another way of diverting it all back onto you?

[Cantankerous]

 

[Пятхъдесят Шест]

So THATS what an ignored post looks like. Fascinating.

[k-krack]

wow, being a little childish huh.

[Savage Clone]

It's not very nice to make fun of someone's handwriting, you know.
Give her some credit for finally finishing "Hooked On Phonics."

[Cantankerous]

Those are some damn sassy fine motor skills I've got, laddie. Don't you forget it.

[k-krack]

I have better writing. If only you could see it. but you couldn't because you would die immediately in pure shock at how great it is.

[Norma J]

Ahhh, Cantankerous has nothing left to give, if she even had anything in the first place.

Defining irony: Someone who bores and irritates most members of the board, but puts others or ignore when she... I meant, when that person, cannot back up what they're saying.