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Old 08.12.2006, 03:54 PM   #1
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None.They all sit in the dark and cry.
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Old 08.12.2006, 03:56 PM   #2
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yeah! did you make that up?
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Old 08.12.2006, 03:57 PM   #3
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Old 08.12.2006, 03:59 PM   #4
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Old 08.13.2006, 03:51 AM   #5
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how many straight-edge kids does it take to do a line of coke?

one, if nobody's looking.
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Old 08.13.2006, 05:21 AM   #6
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how many punks does it tke to change a lightbulb?


none, punks never changed anything.
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Old 08.13.2006, 10:49 AM   #7
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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregger?

You can't unscrew a pregger.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:23 AM   #8
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, sitting in the dark is, like, really avant-garde man.

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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:25 AM   #9
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, sitting in the dark is, like, really avant-garde man.

[Take 2]

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.
 
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:27 AM   #11
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Seminal first post. Seminal, I tells ye'.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:27 AM   #12
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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

they would be too emotional about changing it and start crying
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:30 AM   #13
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i've heard the first joke on the past directed to goths instead of emos.

that said.

how many emo fags does it take to screw a light bulb?

three, one who'll yell at it to get screwed, one who'll cry when he can't get it screwed and one who'll blame it all on his ex-girlfriend.

how many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

none, candles are sooo retro kewl

how many record collectors does it take to screw a light bulb?

none, most light bulbs today are reissues and hunting down the originals is more worthy.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:33 AM   #14
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Any number, so long as you're a desperately humourless twat.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:36 AM   #15
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Any number, so long as you're a desperately humourless twat.

ZING!!!

hahahahaha

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seriously though, i missed you Glice!!!
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:39 AM   #16
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ZING!!!

hahahahaha

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRN NNNNNNNNNN!!!



seriously though, i missed you Glice!!!

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Old 08.13.2006, 11:41 AM   #17
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how many record collectors does it take to screw a light bulb?

none, most light bulbs today are reissues and hunting down the originals is more worthy.

REP

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Old 08.13.2006, 11:47 AM   #18
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Lightbulb jokes, eh?


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two fit in there, but damned if you can figure out how they got in the light bulb.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:49 AM   #19
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I heard it this way: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?

2, 1 to change it, and 1 to write a song about how much he misses it.
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Old 08.13.2006, 11:52 AM   #20
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How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke
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