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Old 02.13.2007, 07:09 AM   #1
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:12 AM   #2
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It depends on who the human being is. I wouldn't bother eating Kate Moss, there wouldn't be much to chew on.
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:13 AM   #3
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Only if he is kosher.
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:13 AM   #4
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i would and i would saute them with some lovely onions.
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:15 AM   #5
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What wine would you have to go with that, Jon?
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:19 AM   #6
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blood. i hate waste.
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:58 AM   #7
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I voted no because it's something I would never do rationally. But probably my rationality and free will would be quite obnubilated in a life-death situation...I'd eat legs first, methinks.
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Old 02.13.2007, 07:59 AM   #8
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Blood is too salty, it would not ease your thirst, jon boy.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:08 AM   #9
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well apparanlty everything tatses like chicken anyway so white wine goes well with that doesnt it? red wine with human flesh phah! so not done.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:12 AM   #10
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In all seriousness, yes I would. I don't find it immoral at all to eat a human because the only difference we have between animals and us, is that we have consciousness. I think that if it was a part of our culture to eat people when they passed away, then we would. It's really just what society defines it as. If it was common to see a man wearing a skirt, we would accept it.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:56 AM   #11
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I would if I was part of the Uruguayan rugby team that crashed in the Andes mountains in 1972.

On a different note, I read an article a couple of years ago, about a restaurant owner in London that was trying to get a permit, so that he could prepare dishes consisting of human flesh. He had people that were ready to donate their bodies upon dying. I couldn't believe what I was reading and checked the articles date in case it was the 1st of April. Have any of you Londoners ever heard about this?
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:07 AM   #12
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:11 AM   #13
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:11 AM   #14
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I would if I was part of the Uruguayan rugby team that crashed in the Andes mountains in 1972.

On a different note, I read an article a couple of years ago, about a restaurant owner in London that was trying to get a permit, so that he could prepare dishes consisting of human flesh. He had people that were ready to donate their bodies upon dying. I couldn't believe what I was reading and checked the articles date in case it was the 1st of April. Have any of you Londoners ever heard about this?
have you never eaten a kebab in london?
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:18 AM   #15
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have you never eaten a kebab in london?

Would I be answering your question, if I said that it didn't taste kebabish?

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Old 02.13.2007, 10:20 AM   #16
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I decided that I could eat another human, if my survival depended on it. But not a Man U fan, I don't think I'd like the bitter aftertaste.
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:21 AM   #17
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This reminds of the book 'How to cook for 40 Humans'.
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:21 AM   #18
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:22 AM   #19
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In all seriousness, yes I would. I don't find it immoral at all to eat a human because the only difference we have between animals and us, is that we have consciousness. I think that if it was a part of our culture to eat people when they passed away, then we would. It's really just what society defines it as. If it was common to see a man wearing a skirt, we would accept it.
I agree with that, with the exception of consciousness - I would substitute consciousness with rational thought, but even that can't be proven.

Anyhow, I would have no moral issues with it whatsoever; I'm just not generally a fan of meat.
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:26 AM   #20
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