My bizarre text messages from an unknown number

This Is Not Here · 01.20.2009, 11:33 AM

I really have no idea who is sending me these! All I know is they're fucking hilarious.

Text 1:
"Just a reminder that tomorrow is "hug a retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying 2 hurt you!"

Text 2:
"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"

_slavo_ · 01.20.2009, 11:47 AM

Oh, so it was your number.
Sorry, mate.

This Is Not Here · 01.20.2009, 11:50 AM

They never fail to call me a retard in every sentence, but my, I really hope I get more of these!...

ploesj · 01.20.2009, 11:55 AM

hahaha

that's great.

01.20.2009, 12:18 PM

hahahaha
somebody wants you to smile more

shentov · 01.20.2009, 12:28 PM

it's Slavo.

greedrex · 01.20.2009, 01:07 PM

sorry
won't do it again

radarmaker · 01.20.2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Text 2:
"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"

Heh. I got that same text the other day. You don't know a seriously fucking insane girl called Lindsey, do you?

This Is Not Here · 01.20.2009, 01:51 PM

Nope, I don't know any Lindseys. The mystery deepens.

01.20.2009, 02:06 PM

lindsey lohan? hahaha

noisereductions · 01.20.2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by al shabbray

lindsey lohan? hahaha

hers is LindsAy. Jerk.

atsonicpark · 01.20.2009, 02:10 PM

I sold my soul to the credit companies and their lecherous mangled paws. Now I'm knee deep and brown water. Thanks Go for inflatable clouds. My lady's face when she see's black people playing guitar and singing folk music. My legs hurt. I have to be at work in 8 hours. My anxiety is going through the roof and I think my head is going to esplode. So I've been absorbed in fantasy land 24/7. Undead Warlocking the shits out shits. Now I'm going to ends this just like Eyes Wide Shut...

Fuck!

This Is Not Here · 01.21.2009, 02:00 AM

Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty!

DeadDiscoDildo · 01.21.2009, 03:18 AM

Text 2:
"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"

Haha WIN!

ploesj · 01.21.2009, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty!

that's not great, that's mean!

ZEROpumpkins · 01.21.2009, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty!

Wut?

Lamont Cranston · 01.21.2009, 10:24 AM

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=%22they+are+looking+for+a+sexy+moth erfucker+and+a+retard%22&meta=

hrm

01.20.2009, 11:33 AM	#1
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I really have no idea who is sending me these! All I know is they're fucking hilarious. Text 1: "Just a reminder that tomorrow is "hug a retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying 2 hurt you!" Text 2: "Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!" __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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01.20.2009, 11:47 AM	#2
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,912	Oh, so it was your number. Sorry, mate. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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01.20.2009, 11:50 AM	#3
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	They never fail to call me a retard in every sentence, but my, I really hope I get more of these!... __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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01.20.2009, 11:55 AM	#4
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	hahaha that's great. __________________ blog flickr
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01.20.2009, 12:18 PM	#5
al shabbray Posts: n/a	hahahaha somebody wants you to smile more
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01.20.2009, 12:28 PM	#6
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	it's Slavo. __________________
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01.20.2009, 01:07 PM	#7
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	sorry won't do it again __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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01.20.2009, 01:51 PM	#9
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Nope, I don't know any Lindseys. The mystery deepens. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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01.20.2009, 02:06 PM	#10
al shabbray Posts: n/a	lindsey lohan? hahaha
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01.20.2009, 02:10 PM	#12
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I sold my soul to the credit companies and their lecherous mangled paws. Now I'm knee deep and brown water. Thanks Go for inflatable clouds. My lady's face when she see's black people playing guitar and singing folk music. My legs hurt. I have to be at work in 8 hours. My anxiety is going through the roof and I think my head is going to esplode. So I've been absorbed in fantasy land 24/7. Undead Warlocking the shits out shits. Now I'm going to ends this just like Eyes Wide Shut... Fuck! __________________
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01.21.2009, 02:00 AM	#13
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Turns out it was my Aunty all along. My aunty! __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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01.21.2009, 03:18 AM	#14
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Text 2: "Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!" Haha WIN!
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01.21.2009, 10:24 AM	#17
Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=%22they+are+looking+for+a+sexy+moth erfucker+and+a+retard%22&meta= hrm __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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